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Quote for July 16, 2006:

Bella: “Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?






by Jen can't get enough Edward Cullen on July 15 - 8:56 pm PDT

<33 I love Jasper! :D I can’t wait to find out the answer to that question!! 16 days <3


by linnea on July 15 - 8:57 pm PDT

OMJ (oh my jasper)

i love it


by Lisa on July 15 - 8:59 pm PDT

Hahaha, that is FUNNY.

I wonder what his answer will be!

I can’t wait til’ the book comes out!!


by Megan on July 15 - 9:00 pm PDT

OME I’m loving these quotes! I can’t wait for the next one! I’m sure Bella having that conversation with Jasper won’t be nearly as awkward as it should be, thanks to Jasper’s ability. =)


by rachel on July 15 - 9:06 pm PDT

pahaha that’s funnnnyyy.
i can NOT wait for this book!

>:D


by lexi on July 15 - 9:06 pm PDT

o man….this is friggen hilario!!!!!
i am DYING to know what the answer is!!!
cant wait for breaking dawn…..16 more days *swoons*


by Hannah on July 15 - 9:08 pm PDT

I can’t wait for this book!
These quotes are going to be the death of me.


by Miss Phoenix on July 15 - 9:10 pm PDT

BEST QUOTE YET! OMJ I cant wait to hear what he says though Im sure Emmett is close by and will add something funny as well. I want to see a vampire bachelor party!! PLEASE tell me we will see it.


by Sweet_Tangerine50 on July 15 - 9:13 pm PDT

I hope Jasper plays a big role in BD.
I absolutely adore his character.

He’s fun to figure out as the story goes on.


by jordan on July 15 - 9:14 pm PDT

OMEWHAA (OH MY EDWARD WHO’S HOT AND AWESOME)

LOL☺


by Gina on July 15 - 9:14 pm PDT

hahaha..I like that quote, totally funny! I can’t wait to find out what jasper’s answer will be either.


by heather on July 15 - 9:17 pm PDT

OME!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT QUOTE!! THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!! CAN’T WAIT TILL 12:01 ON 8.2.08 TO FIND OUT THE ANSWER! ! ! ! ! !


by alyanna on July 15 - 9:18 pm PDT

SIXTEEN DAYSSSSSS!!
I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!!
I SHOUT TO THE WORLDDD!!!


by jordan on July 15 - 9:19 pm PDT

OME LOL! ! !


by Madi Cullen on July 15 - 9:19 pm PDT

HAHHAHAHA that is the best quote yet! I love jasper. Bella is so funny- trust her to ask something like that.


by Madi Cullen on July 15 - 9:21 pm PDT

hahahahahaha, Bella is so funny, trust her to ask something like that.,Best quote so far!!!!!!!


by Jadelyn on July 15 - 9:25 pm PDT

HAHA!! Lets see Bella. That is most likely a question Bella would be asking Alice. Knowing her!! haha. Lets find out?? What if it is?? OMG!! I would freak but i think that the Cullens are too classy to do that!! Edward would be mad if any dudes were hitting on his lady!! haha


by Cull3N_v@mPz on July 15 - 9:27 pm PDT

ome hilarious….. agian can’t wait 4 da book
(ps this whole not having the message boards thing is really killing me, lol)


by meaghan on July 15 - 9:30 pm PDT

gaaa! jasper! he is so deep, no matter what his answer is, it will be good.
breaking dawn is soon soon soon!!! i can’t wait!


by Hachi on July 15 - 9:32 pm PDT

Haha! that is so funny XD
I want to know the answer to that too :D


by cullen#8 on July 15 - 9:33 pm PDT

HAHAHA!!!!! That’s got to be the funniest one yet!!!!!


by Jane on July 15 - 9:37 pm PDT

haha…that is so funny!! hehe…vampires bachelor parties…strip clubs…LOL!! *sigh* I will never get tired of that… i would love to hear Jasper’s answer for that…hehe…
thanks twilighters…you guys are like…the BEST!!!


by spunkdrunklove on July 15 - 9:40 pm PDT

this makes me so giddy! I hope Bella and Jasper actually get to have a normal friendship this book…instead of all of the tension they have shared in the past…I want more Jasper !


by Marianne Cullen on July 15 - 9:43 pm PDT

Ooops, I meant Edward is hunting.


by Marianne Cullen on July 15 - 9:44 pm PDT

P.S sorry 4 taking so long on the emmett quote! I put it on there if any1 wants 2 hear it, It’s better than this 1.


by Kiaya Cullen on July 15 - 9:54 pm PDT

my heart just melted!!!


by Brittany on July 15 - 9:56 pm PDT

Where are the quotes posted originally? I want to be able to see them the second they’re posted at the official source but I have no idea where to look! Even Stephenie’s site doesn’t have the new quote yet, haha.


by StephenieCullen on July 15 - 9:56 pm PDT

*laughing uncontrollably* Meyers is a genius!


by Kimmm on July 15 - 9:56 pm PDT

Marianne Cullen -but alice already got bella’s wedding dress!. oh well haha. i love this quote! woop


by MyBeloved on July 15 - 10:06 pm PDT

OME best quote yet I cant wait for the books GAH!!! 17 days


by Jazzi on July 15 - 10:18 pm PDT

OME!! That cracked me up!!


by Sezzaa on July 15 - 10:19 pm PDT

OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

I HAVE TO WAIT TWO extra days cause im in Australia…….tell me what it mean when it comes out i so wanna knw his answer!!!


by Marianne Cullen on July 15 - 10:30 pm PDT

Oops


by Freak_Out on July 15 - 10:43 pm PDT

@ Brittany. All of the quotes Stephenie posts on her Myspace first.


by diagnosed with OTD on July 16 - 12:02 am PDT

this quote had me and my friend cracking up for bout 5 mins thinkin bout how bella and jasper come across that discussion


by Aisling on July 16 - 12:08 am PDT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

(hysterical laughter)
LOOOOOOOVE IT


by madeline on July 16 - 12:32 am PDT

OMG that means there reallly getting married


by JJ on July 16 - 1:14 am PDT

I love this quote it is so funny
These quotes so far have been so funny
Stephenie Meyer rocks


by farah on July 16 - 2:49 am PDT

OME!!!that was HILARIOUS!!!i soo love this quote!go jasper!


by Kaleigh on July 16 - 2:58 am PDT

OME! bachelor party?!!!! i know it’s tradition but i honestly wasn’t expecting that! ome! lol i love this quote so much more interesting then “ooooo, scary!”
but i doubt edward would even consider going to a strip clup :P !
what DO vampires do for bachelor parties? does this mean bachelorettte party as well :P knowing alice, of course, but what would they do?


by watdaforks on July 16 - 4:56 am PDT

OMFEC LOLOLOLOL!!! that’s awesomeness right there. this my fav quote, tied with rock, paper, scissors. xD


by vampirzEdwardCullen on July 16 - 5:19 am PDT

OME what i strange quote….GAH it’s so funny tho !!
YAY Marianne and your theries! I love that one :D after this i am going to go see the one you put up on Emmett’s.
I like Jasper and his answers are always deep, so hopefully it’s a good reply lol :D


by jenn on July 16 - 5:26 am PDT

lol….i have got to quit reading the quotes, i will die…..lol
i so cant wait, we are sooo close


by tat on July 16 - 5:32 am PDT

how coulb bella think that she edward loves her :)


by Margo Cullen on July 16 - 5:33 am PDT

Aaaah!!! I want this book so bad!!


by Penny on July 16 - 5:36 am PDT

O w0w… *gasps for air between laughs* that is the best quote so far! *gets dreamy look in eyes* sixteen more days… counting down the minutes… WHY CAN’T TIME JUST FAST FORWARD?!


by Mariah on July 16 - 5:51 am PDT

omg i love this!


by Selena G. on July 16 - 6:14 am PDT

OME! LOL! That was so funny!
but I can’t blame Bella though, wouldn’t want my fiancee going to a strip club! lol!
Can’t wait until the book comes out!


by Dania on July 16 - 6:19 am PDT

omg thats funny


by Kira on July 16 - 6:32 am PDT

i was like… OMD.. strip clubs LOL!


by Linsey on July 16 - 6:37 am PDT

sorry i mean on the Entertainment Weekly website my bad.


by twilightlovr24/7 on July 16 - 6:43 am PDT

Marianne Cullen i think alice already has bella’s dress but i don’t think alice has hers yet. but this qoute is very funny, i love it!!!!!!!! only 16 more days left!!! i have to get my parents to take to barnes and noble at midnight so i can get it!


by Miranda Cullen on July 16 - 6:46 am PDT

HAHAHA!! Gotta love Emmett!!!!!! 16 MORE DAYSSS!!!


by Lily on July 16 - 7:08 am PDT

That is absoulutly hilarious! OME OME OME!


by Areya on July 16 - 7:21 am PDT

-laugh attack- I love it!! Omg how great–I love Jasper…. ahaha I can’t want to see what they end up doing…


by thatiadoredher on July 16 - 7:30 am PDT

This one made me giggle….there’s a bachelor party!!!! SO exciting.

Not having message boards is killing me…but I’m glad I won’t be spoiled at the same time.


by amanda on July 16 - 7:41 am PDT

(: awh this is the cutest thing.
i absolutely CANNOT wait for the book– i have to say that this is the best quote yet!!

i am sooo excitedd!


by Brittany on July 16 - 7:51 am PDT

Thanks so much! =)


by Justine on July 16 - 7:55 am PDT

omg, I can see it now… Emmett, Jasper, and Edward at a strip club….. lmao.


by Daniella on July 16 - 8:24 am PDT

hahaha I love this one! so funny! Jasper I loveee u! xD


by melissa on July 16 - 8:27 am PDT

*literaly rotfl*
stephenie deserves a cookie for this one
i havent laughed so hard in days
i cnt wait to find out what jasper said.
LOL.ROTFL.BOWL.LMAO


by Ashley on July 16 - 8:29 am PDT

i can’t wait for the book! the quotes will make me laugh my bootie off!!


by Macwa on July 16 - 8:29 am PDT

I love this quote! I think when she ask’s him that all of the sudden Emmett from somewhere in the house will just start laughing and say yes!


by Ashleyy on July 16 - 8:36 am PDT

OMG! this is probably my favorite so far. Haha Bella always makes me laugh.


by TwilightLova on July 16 - 8:39 am PDT

Haha… Too Funny.
I cant wait for the BOOK!
XD


by Kris on July 16 - 9:08 am PDT

that’s funny… it makes you wonder what Alice has planned for Bella’s bachelorette party


by ilovethepack. on July 16 - 9:17 am PDT

I LOVE IT. hahahaha I hope Jasper and ALL the cullens are a huge part of the book. Like Bigger than they have been. Love it! SM is great.


by edward LOVER on July 16 - 9:22 am PDT

eeeeeeee….:D
i wonder if alice will force bella into having a hen night/ bacholerette party?!!


by Jaclyn on July 16 - 9:23 am PDT

Ahh!!!
I want the answer NOWWW!!
Jasper is my lover. xD


by Cami --aka Mrs. EmmetCullen on July 16 - 9:28 am PDT

OMFE[mmet]!

But one thing about the ‘fanfic’ thing up there, Alice already has the dress. Remember, Edward was kicked out of the room so Bella could see it….?


by Charlotte on July 16 - 9:39 am PDT

Omg awesome quote. Best one yet. Can’t wait for the book. 16 days.. too long lol


by Lasvegas9021 on July 16 - 9:42 am PDT

omg i am so excited to see how this quote turns out!!! i am DYING !!!!! LITERALLY!! lol i wonder if jasper will get a stripper!! lol jk !! i love edward!!EEEEEEEEK


by Kelz on July 16 - 9:49 am PDT

Bella is halarious i can’t wait to see all of the funny things she says in THIS book. halarical (a cross between halarious and hysterical pass it on) 16 DAYS! -giggles like a little school girl-


by Marika on July 16 - 9:51 am PDT

I LOVE THIS.
for two reasons :
one. its halarious.
two. WE GET MORE JASPER ACTION! WOOOOO!


by Vampgirl on July 16 - 10:15 am PDT

haha
only Bella would ask such a question…and i can’t wiat for Jasper’s answer!


by Jinxx on July 16 - 10:38 am PDT

Haha Justine…they would be funny in a strip club. Edward sitting there, pinching the bridge of his nose trying to block out the other guys’ thoughts…Jasper sitting there uncomfortably trying to ignore other peoples ‘emotions’ there…and Emmett with a fistful of dollars cheering lol naw they wouldn’t go to a place like that…I think.


by Bella Nicole on July 16 - 10:48 am PDT

THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!! Bella should not have to worry about Edward because he’s not like the typical human guy where they lied and cheat on you and do not tell you.


by alice_rox on July 16 - 10:50 am PDT

i cant wait for the answer! ! !☺☻☺


by Kaleigh on July 16 - 11:12 am PDT

lol i was thinking about this during my soccor camp today and i like burst out laughing this has to be one of the best quotes :P ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i can’t WAIT till BD!!!


by spunkdrunklove on July 16 - 11:18 am PDT

Jinxx, I pictured the SAME EXACT THING!!!! Edward and Jasper would be so uncomfortable and then there would be Emmett…having the time of his life! haha


by Ali on July 16 - 11:31 am PDT

awww its so funny! hehe! :)


by April on July 16 - 11:46 am PDT

hahaha, that’s funny, Jasper is probably feeling what Bella’s feeling and laughing at her feelings


by Snapper on July 16 - 11:50 am PDT

what would jasper say??…i want to read the book already !!! ^___^


by Crissy on July 16 - 12:41 pm PDT

OMG that was hilarious.. by far the best one yet… i can only imagine what Alice has planned for Bella’s
bacelorette party…. it would be soo FUNNY if Edward, Jasper and Emmett actually go to a strip club and Alice
Rosalie and Bella find them and get pissed off at them!!


by thebiscuitbutt on July 16 - 12:44 pm PDT

i hope jasper and emmett both have huge roles in BD. =D


by Meredith on July 16 - 1:16 pm PDT

Ohh hahaha, that’s the best one yet! Wonder what Jasper is going to say??


by twilightlovr24/7 on July 16 - 1:19 pm PDT

omg i love this quote, i hadn’t even thought about bachelor or bachelorette parties at all. i bet alice will go over the top with the bacholerette party.


by Perla on July 16 - 1:24 pm PDT

“Hannah Said,
I can’t wait for this book!
These quotes are going to be the death of me.”

i so agree with you its killing me too!!!!!
yesterday my niece and i were talking about it and wondering whats GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT!!!! so i started to make up this storiy haha it was funny.. she belived me… i was making it up as i was going… but then at the end i told her that i was just playing around.. she got mad and she still telling me that she belived me hahahaha.. fun fun fun… but i CANT WAIT NO MORE!!! I NEED THAT BOOK IN MY HANDS… WE ALL NEED THEM!!!!! NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW!!!!


by Linney on July 16 - 2:06 pm PDT

OME! I love that one!! lol. I bet edward will find that thought amusing :P


by Alexandra on July 16 - 2:07 pm PDT

… These quotes are driving me crazy.
I’m attempting to stay away from them, because I really don’t want my book reading experience tainted at all (though I highly doubt Meyers would release quotes endangering a readers enjoyment of the book, still…)

They are quite funny, though. =]


by emily on July 16 - 2:27 pm PDT

LMFAO!!! XD wenever i read this quote, i laugh! it NEVER getzzz old! like a vampire! XD OMG! TIZZZ SO BAD AZZ! I CAN’T WAIT TILL DA BOOK COMEZZZ OUT!!! LITERALLY!!! I’M DYING HERE PPLZZZ!!!!!!!!! DX


by Lizzie on July 16 - 2:56 pm PDT

omg lol i cant wait 4 the book 16 days yaysies!! but edward would never i know he wouldn’t do that to bella lol


by AlexisSwan-Cullen on July 16 - 3:47 pm PDT

I’m not sure if OMEdward will go, but I think that Bella’s going to ask Alice, DUH PEOPLE! May be one of them will say yes, just to see Bella’s reaction. but i don’t think 17 year olds are allowed in stripclubs, but then again, they ARE beautiful, so maybe. I honestly hav no idea. I guess we’ll have to wait about 15 more days. SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I can’t wait until it comes out. I am hyperventilating right now! GASPGASPGASPGASPGASP!


by Janae on July 16 - 4:16 pm PDT

man these quotes are makin’ me lol!! can’t wait till the next book comes out!!


by megan loves Edward on July 16 - 4:58 pm PDT

As the date of the release gets closer, i get crazier. My very first thought every morning is about twilight, and
my head occupies itself with Twilight. Im going crazy. Know how crazy?
My parents banned me from talking about Twilight when they’re around cuz i talk about it so much!
Hows that for crazy?


by kariy on July 16 - 5:10 pm PDT

thes qote made me crack up like hell i love it i can’t wait for the book.


by Teresa on July 16 - 5:15 pm PDT

i just wonder what alice has planned for bellas bachelor party??!!??!!??!!!


by Emmett Lover =] [Kellen too!!!] on July 16 - 5:38 pm PDT

OME!!!!! How can you not love Jasper? I mean we understand him more now so we know that he is even more amazing then we first thought!!!! I can NOT wait 4 Breaking Dawn!! Ugh!!!! 16 more days???? These quotes are driving me insane!!!!


by Emmett Lover =] [Kellen too!!!] on July 16 - 5:40 pm PDT

^^ And anyway the Cullen Boys are WAY 2 old fasioned for that!!! I cant wait 2 c how Jasper answeres this one!!


by Jessica on July 16 - 5:58 pm PDT

BHABHAHBHAHAHHAAAA….thats so funny!!!
i cant wait 2 c the answer and agree that the cullens r 2 old fashioned 4 that…
=)


by twilightlovr24/7 on July 16 - 6:08 pm PDT

will someone plz put up the link to sm myspace


by Erin Elizabeth on July 16 - 6:30 pm PDT

I Can’t Wait For Breaking Dawn To Come Out!!


by Bella Marie Cullen on July 16 - 6:54 pm PDT

That is a good quote!!! I like that one!!! I LUV these quotes of the day!!!! I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


by Jerica Mae on July 16 - 7:15 pm PDT

thats the best quote yet =]


by MCR Vamp on July 16 - 7:56 pm PDT

*dies* I love that quote!

can’t wait for the book!


by Stephanie on July 16 - 9:10 pm PDT

lol so funny…i’m totally going straight to the bookstore on August 2..then buying it no matter how much it costs!


by Paul!na [Cullen] on July 16 - 9:58 pm PDT

Haha :D

I bet it was Emmet’s idea…

xoxxo


by Kirstylouise on July 16 - 11:45 pm PDT

Well basically i want to know too :D it made me chuckle,
and the book comes out in 18 days here :/ as im in england.


by Yoshi on July 17 - 5:51 am PDT

this really would be something i would say if i were bella…. is that sad?


by Ashley Cayer on July 17 - 11:23 am PDT

LOL YES! I wonder what the response will be…lol…i cant wait for the book. i love these quotes of the day but it is driving me crazy i want the book like now.


by Edward fan #1 on July 17 - 11:36 am PDT

What is a bachelor party ????

Geo: a bachelor party is a party given for a man who is about to get married, typically attended by men only.


by Chandelle Cullen on July 17 - 6:27 pm PDT

haha thats a funny quote! i am going to go CRazY!!!!!!!! if that book does not come out sooner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH i love edward!!!!!


by Northwesternlover101 on July 18 - 8:16 pm PDT

Oh my goddness! That is so funny. I can’t wait for the book to come out.


by LoveBitesAndDazzles on July 18 - 9:20 pm PDT

I honestly do not think Bella would ask Jasper something like that. Maybe she was thinking something like “There was no way I would walk up to Jasper and say,”INSERT QUOTE HERE.” Just a thought.


by obsiviveaboutedward on July 20 - 3:49 pm PDT

if they are then its emmett’s idea. i can see emmett exicited 4 that one but i really don’t think edward would allow himself to be draged into that


by Melissa on July 23 - 11:14 am PDT

haha
poor edward if they drag him to do that
: D


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