Quote for July 16, 2006:

Bella: “Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?

116 Responses to “Quote of the Day #5”

  • Jen can't get enough Edward Cullen:

    <33 I love Jasper! :D I can’t wait to find out the answer to that question!! 16 days <3

  • linnea:

    OMJ (oh my jasper)

    i love it

  • Lisa:

    Hahaha, that is FUNNY.

    I wonder what his answer will be!

    I can’t wait til’ the book comes out!!

  • Megan:

    OME I’m loving these quotes! I can’t wait for the next one! I’m sure Bella having that conversation with Jasper won’t be nearly as awkward as it should be, thanks to Jasper’s ability. =)

  • rachel:

    pahaha that’s funnnnyyy.
    i can NOT wait for this book!

    >:D

  • lexi:

    o man….this is friggen hilario!!!!!
    i am DYING to know what the answer is!!!
    cant wait for breaking dawn…..16 more days *swoons*

  • I can’t wait for this book!
    These quotes are going to be the death of me.

  • Miss Phoenix:

    BEST QUOTE YET! OMJ I cant wait to hear what he says though Im sure Emmett is close by and will add something funny as well. I want to see a vampire bachelor party!! PLEASE tell me we will see it.

  • I hope Jasper plays a big role in BD.
    I absolutely adore his character.

    He’s fun to figure out as the story goes on.

  • jordan:

    OMEWHAA (OH MY EDWARD WHO’S HOT AND AWESOME)

    LOL☺

  • Gina:

    hahaha..I like that quote, totally funny! I can’t wait to find out what jasper’s answer will be either.

  • heather:

    OME!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT QUOTE!! THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!! CAN’T WAIT TILL 12:01 ON 8.2.08 TO FIND OUT THE ANSWER! ! ! ! ! !

  • alyanna:

    SIXTEEN DAYSSSSSS!!
    I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!!
    I SHOUT TO THE WORLDDD!!!

  • jordan:

    OME LOL! ! !

  • Madi Cullen:

    HAHHAHAHA that is the best quote yet! I love jasper. Bella is so funny- trust her to ask something like that.

  • Madi Cullen:

    hahahahahaha, Bella is so funny, trust her to ask something like that.,Best quote so far!!!!!!!

  • HAHA!! Lets see Bella. That is most likely a question Bella would be asking Alice. Knowing her!! haha. Lets find out?? What if it is?? OMG!! I would freak but i think that the Cullens are too classy to do that!! Edward would be mad if any dudes were hitting on his lady!! haha

  • Cull3N_v@mPz:

    ome hilarious….. agian can’t wait 4 da book
    (ps this whole not having the message boards thing is really killing me, lol)

  • meaghan:

    gaaa! jasper! he is so deep, no matter what his answer is, it will be good.
    breaking dawn is soon soon soon!!! i can’t wait!

  • Hachi:

    Haha! that is so funny XD
    I want to know the answer to that too :D

  • cullen#8:

    HAHAHA!!!!! That’s got to be the funniest one yet!!!!!

  • Jane:

    haha…that is so funny!! hehe…vampires bachelor parties…strip clubs…LOL!! *sigh* I will never get tired of that… i would love to hear Jasper’s answer for that…hehe…
    thanks twilighters…you guys are like…the BEST!!!

  • this makes me so giddy! I hope Bella and Jasper actually get to have a normal friendship this book…instead of all of the tension they have shared in the past…I want more Jasper !

  • Marianne Cullen:

    Ooops, I meant Edward is hunting.

  • Marianne Cullen:

    P.S sorry 4 taking so long on the emmett quote! I put it on there if any1 wants 2 hear it, It’s better than this 1.

  • my heart just melted!!!

  • Brittany:

    Where are the quotes posted originally? I want to be able to see them the second they’re posted at the official source but I have no idea where to look! Even Stephenie’s site doesn’t have the new quote yet, haha.

  • StephenieCullen:

    *laughing uncontrollably* Meyers is a genius!

  • Kimmm:

    Marianne Cullen -but alice already got bella’s wedding dress!. oh well haha. i love this quote! woop

  • MyBeloved:

    OME best quote yet I cant wait for the books GAH!!! 17 days

  • Jazzi:

    OME!! That cracked me up!!

  • Sezzaa:

    OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

    I HAVE TO WAIT TWO extra days cause im in Australia…….tell me what it mean when it comes out i so wanna knw his answer!!!

  • Marianne Cullen:

    Oops

  • Freak_Out:

    @ Brittany. All of the quotes Stephenie posts on her Myspace first.

  • diagnosed with OTD:

    this quote had me and my friend cracking up for bout 5 mins thinkin bout how bella and jasper come across that discussion

  • Aisling:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

    (hysterical laughter)
    LOOOOOOOVE IT

  • madeline:

    OMG that means there reallly getting married

  • JJ:

    I love this quote it is so funny
    These quotes so far have been so funny
    Stephenie Meyer rocks

  • farah:

    OME!!!that was HILARIOUS!!!i soo love this quote!go jasper!

  • Kaleigh:

    OME! bachelor party?!!!! i know it’s tradition but i honestly wasn’t expecting that! ome! lol i love this quote so much more interesting then “ooooo, scary!”
    but i doubt edward would even consider going to a strip clup :P !
    what DO vampires do for bachelor parties? does this mean bachelorettte party as well :P knowing alice, of course, but what would they do?

  • watdaforks:

    OMFEC LOLOLOLOL!!! that’s awesomeness right there. this my fav quote, tied with rock, paper, scissors. xD

  • vampirzEdwardCullen:

    OME what i strange quote….GAH it’s so funny tho !!
    YAY Marianne and your theries! I love that one :D after this i am going to go see the one you put up on Emmett’s.
    I like Jasper and his answers are always deep, so hopefully it’s a good reply lol :D

  • jenn:

    lol….i have got to quit reading the quotes, i will die…..lol
    i so cant wait, we are sooo close

  • tat:

    how coulb bella think that she edward loves her :)

  • Margo Cullen:

    Aaaah!!! I want this book so bad!!

  • Penny:

    O w0w… *gasps for air between laughs* that is the best quote so far! *gets dreamy look in eyes* sixteen more days… counting down the minutes… WHY CAN’T TIME JUST FAST FORWARD?!

  • Mariah:

    omg i love this!

  • Selena G.:

    OME! LOL! That was so funny!
    but I can’t blame Bella though, wouldn’t want my fiancee going to a strip club! lol!
    Can’t wait until the book comes out!

  • Dania:

    omg thats funny

  • Kira:

    i was like… OMD.. strip clubs LOL!

  • sorry i mean on the Entertainment Weekly website my bad.

  • twilightlovr24/7:

    Marianne Cullen i think alice already has bella’s dress but i don’t think alice has hers yet. but this qoute is very funny, i love it!!!!!!!! only 16 more days left!!! i have to get my parents to take to barnes and noble at midnight so i can get it!

  • Miranda Cullen:

    HAHAHA!! Gotta love Emmett!!!!!! 16 MORE DAYSSS!!!

  • Lily:

    That is absoulutly hilarious! OME OME OME!

  • Areya:

    -laugh attack- I love it!! Omg how great–I love Jasper…. ahaha I can’t want to see what they end up doing…

  • thatiadoredher:

    This one made me giggle….there’s a bachelor party!!!! SO exciting.

    Not having message boards is killing me…but I’m glad I won’t be spoiled at the same time.

  • amanda:

    (: awh this is the cutest thing.
    i absolutely CANNOT wait for the book– i have to say that this is the best quote yet!!

    i am sooo excitedd!

  • Brittany:

    Thanks so much! =)

  • Justine:

    omg, I can see it now… Emmett, Jasper, and Edward at a strip club….. lmao.

  • Daniella:

    hahaha I love this one! so funny! Jasper I loveee u! xD

  • melissa:

    *literaly rotfl*
    stephenie deserves a cookie for this one
    i havent laughed so hard in days
    i cnt wait to find out what jasper said.
    LOL.ROTFL.BOWL.LMAO

  • Ashley:

    i can’t wait for the book! the quotes will make me laugh my bootie off!!

  • Macwa:

    I love this quote! I think when she ask’s him that all of the sudden Emmett from somewhere in the house will just start laughing and say yes!

  • Ashleyy:

    OMG! this is probably my favorite so far. Haha Bella always makes me laugh.

  • TwilightLova:

    Haha… Too Funny.
    I cant wait for the BOOK!
    XD

  • Kris:

    that’s funny… it makes you wonder what Alice has planned for Bella’s bachelorette party

  • ilovethepack.:

    I LOVE IT. hahahaha I hope Jasper and ALL the cullens are a huge part of the book. Like Bigger than they have been. Love it! SM is great.

  • edward LOVER:

    eeeeeeee….:D
    i wonder if alice will force bella into having a hen night/ bacholerette party?!!

  • Jaclyn:

    Ahh!!!
    I want the answer NOWWW!!
    Jasper is my lover. xD

  • Cami --aka Mrs. EmmetCullen:

    OMFE[mmet]!

    But one thing about the ‘fanfic’ thing up there, Alice already has the dress. Remember, Edward was kicked out of the room so Bella could see it….?

  • Charlotte:

    Omg awesome quote. Best one yet. Can’t wait for the book. 16 days.. too long lol

  • omg i am so excited to see how this quote turns out!!! i am DYING !!!!! LITERALLY!! lol i wonder if jasper will get a stripper!! lol jk !! i love edward!!EEEEEEEEK

  • Kelz:

    Bella is halarious i can’t wait to see all of the funny things she says in THIS book. halarical (a cross between halarious and hysterical pass it on) 16 DAYS! -giggles like a little school girl-

  • Marika:

    I LOVE THIS.
    for two reasons :
    one. its halarious.
    two. WE GET MORE JASPER ACTION! WOOOOO!

  • Vampgirl:

    haha
    only Bella would ask such a question…and i can’t wiat for Jasper’s answer!

  • Jinxx:

    Haha Justine…they would be funny in a strip club. Edward sitting there, pinching the bridge of his nose trying to block out the other guys’ thoughts…Jasper sitting there uncomfortably trying to ignore other peoples ‘emotions’ there…and Emmett with a fistful of dollars cheering lol naw they wouldn’t go to a place like that…I think.

  • THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!! Bella should not have to worry about Edward because he’s not like the typical human guy where they lied and cheat on you and do not tell you.

  • alice_rox:

    i cant wait for the answer! ! !☺☻☺

  • Kaleigh:

    lol i was thinking about this during my soccor camp today and i like burst out laughing this has to be one of the best quotes :P ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i can’t WAIT till BD!!!

  • Jinxx, I pictured the SAME EXACT THING!!!! Edward and Jasper would be so uncomfortable and then there would be Emmett…having the time of his life! haha

  • Ali:

    awww its so funny! hehe! :)

  • April:

    hahaha, that’s funny, Jasper is probably feeling what Bella’s feeling and laughing at her feelings

  • Snapper:

    what would jasper say??…i want to read the book already !!! ^___^

  • Crissy:

    OMG that was hilarious.. by far the best one yet… i can only imagine what Alice has planned for Bella’s
    bacelorette party…. it would be soo FUNNY if Edward, Jasper and Emmett actually go to a strip club and Alice
    Rosalie and Bella find them and get pissed off at them!!

  • thebiscuitbutt:

    i hope jasper and emmett both have huge roles in BD. =D

  • Meredith:

    Ohh hahaha, that’s the best one yet! Wonder what Jasper is going to say??

  • twilightlovr24/7:

    omg i love this quote, i hadn’t even thought about bachelor or bachelorette parties at all. i bet alice will go over the top with the bacholerette party.

  • Perla:

    “Hannah Said,
    I can’t wait for this book!
    These quotes are going to be the death of me.”

    i so agree with you its killing me too!!!!!
    yesterday my niece and i were talking about it and wondering whats GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT!!!! so i started to make up this storiy haha it was funny.. she belived me… i was making it up as i was going… but then at the end i told her that i was just playing around.. she got mad and she still telling me that she belived me hahahaha.. fun fun fun… but i CANT WAIT NO MORE!!! I NEED THAT BOOK IN MY HANDS… WE ALL NEED THEM!!!!! NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW!!!!

  • Linney:

    OME! I love that one!! lol. I bet edward will find that thought amusing :P

  • Alexandra:

    … These quotes are driving me crazy.
    I’m attempting to stay away from them, because I really don’t want my book reading experience tainted at all (though I highly doubt Meyers would release quotes endangering a readers enjoyment of the book, still…)

    They are quite funny, though. =]

  • emily:

    LMFAO!!! XD wenever i read this quote, i laugh! it NEVER getzzz old! like a vampire! XD OMG! TIZZZ SO BAD AZZ! I CAN’T WAIT TILL DA BOOK COMEZZZ OUT!!! LITERALLY!!! I’M DYING HERE PPLZZZ!!!!!!!!! DX

  • Lizzie:

    omg lol i cant wait 4 the book 16 days yaysies!! but edward would never i know he wouldn’t do that to bella lol

  • AlexisSwan-Cullen:

    I’m not sure if OMEdward will go, but I think that Bella’s going to ask Alice, DUH PEOPLE! May be one of them will say yes, just to see Bella’s reaction. but i don’t think 17 year olds are allowed in stripclubs, but then again, they ARE beautiful, so maybe. I honestly hav no idea. I guess we’ll have to wait about 15 more days. SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I can’t wait until it comes out. I am hyperventilating right now! GASPGASPGASPGASPGASP!

  • Janae:

    man these quotes are makin’ me lol!! can’t wait till the next book comes out!!

  • As the date of the release gets closer, i get crazier. My very first thought every morning is about twilight, and
    my head occupies itself with Twilight. Im going crazy. Know how crazy?
    My parents banned me from talking about Twilight when they’re around cuz i talk about it so much!
    Hows that for crazy?

  • kariy:

    thes qote made me crack up like hell i love it i can’t wait for the book.

  • Teresa:

    i just wonder what alice has planned for bellas bachelor party??!!??!!??!!!

  • Emmett Lover =] [Kellen too!!!]:

    OME!!!!! How can you not love Jasper? I mean we understand him more now so we know that he is even more amazing then we first thought!!!! I can NOT wait 4 Breaking Dawn!! Ugh!!!! 16 more days???? These quotes are driving me insane!!!!

  • Emmett Lover =] [Kellen too!!!]:

    ^^ And anyway the Cullen Boys are WAY 2 old fasioned for that!!! I cant wait 2 c how Jasper answeres this one!!

  • Jessica:

    BHABHAHBHAHAHHAAAA….thats so funny!!!
    i cant wait 2 c the answer and agree that the cullens r 2 old fashioned 4 that…
    =)

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