Sorry for the delay.
My computer died.
But no worries, i immediately rushed to the next one, just so i could get this quote out.

I have no theories.

Thanks Gretchen

lol i wonder what that means and what its all about
god i want the book to come out already

okaaayy either renne knowws about EVERYTHING about vamps…
OR
they r trying 2 make us believe that renee knows about it but she doesnt…like this could b a figure of speech….
and maybe bella is in danger and renee wanted 2 help but alice wouldnt let her

hmm…
maybe they were decorating for the wedding and they tried to change some things and alice got really mad

but i like the quote. much better than yesterdays

OME!!! Everything is leading to the wedding…I just have his horrible feeling that SM is making us think that there will be an “easy” wedding but then in reality it will be at the VERY END OF THE BOOK! I hope Im wrong…but I think Steph’s sense of humor is just sick enough to do it. All of these quotes are probably from the last chapter. GUH!!!! I cant take it!

i think renee is catching on. thats baaad. why would alice be l;ike that though?

Haha I totally think its about Alice planing the wedding,having something to do with some sort of detail.

YAY! Does Rene know that they’re vampires!?!?!!!!?!??!?! OME! I NEED THE BOOK!!!
To see my theorie e-mail me @@@@@@@

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And just to let you Twilighters.org people know…
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must be about planning/setting up the wedding

For once…I actually think this has to do with the wedding. Alice is probably obsessing about doing everything for the wedding and won’t let anyone else, like Renee, help out.

All I can think is….

WEDDING PREPERATIONS!!!!

And I find this extremely funny,
cause Alice can rip your throat out

xoxxo

Whoa, Renee met Alice! Yessss.

i think spunk is right!
the wedding might be at the end!
ahh! dont do that to us stephenie!

yeaahhh i stilthink its like my 1st theory

renee knowws about EVERYTHING about vamps…
OR
they r trying 2 make us believe that renee knows about it but she doesnt…like this could b a figure of speech…. like they want us 2 believe that she does but she really doesnt
and maybe bella is in danger and renee wanted 2 help but alice wouldnt let her..but she would b more worried so i agree w/ some people and think its about the wedding w/ desiging the stuff

well that has to be the wedding….

who agrees w/ me??
Like i said before:

Renee knows about vampires…Or they r trying 2 make us believe that Renee knows about it but she doesn’t…like this could b a figure of speech…. like they want us 2 believe that she does but she really doesn’t and maybe Bella is in danger and Renee wanted 2 help but Alice wouldn’t let her.. But she would b more worried so I think its about the wedding w/ designing the stuff and Alice wants 2 do it all by herself and renee wants 2 help but alice wouldnt let her…
so there might b a chance renee doesnt know…and SM chosee this quote cuz she wants us 2 think renee knows all about…

This makes me so ANXIOUS ! Maybe Renee is trying to help Alice with wedding details, or around the house and Alice is refusing because she’s trying to be a good host. That is my best guess… Either way TEN DAYS TILL we know for SURE !

its just a figure of speech. . . hopefully

this has to be about the wedding!
so many of the quotes are leading us to believe the wedding will take place.
i think that it will happen it will just be very difficult and complicated

wouldn’t it be cool if renee and charlie became a vampire as well?

it seems as if its a sort of pun….lol!

or it could be that she is catching on…who knows!

haha! no, i don’t think renee knows that alice is a vampire, i think that she thinks that it is just a figure of speech, and that is what makes it so funny cuz it’s not! and i think she is talking to bella about this, if edward was with her, then that would make it so much funnier, hahahaha! GAH! SM, *looks up at the sky* WHY MUST YOU TORTURE US LIKE THIS?!?!

oooooo mmmmmmmmmmy ggggggggosh no way does renee now aabout vampires? OR is it a figure of speech? hhhhhhhmmmmmm 10 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!

i hope the wedding is not at the end. by the first chapter i kind of guessed that it would happen in the begining maybe even the middle. this wait is killing me!
and this definitely is about the wedding

I think that Renee is using a figure of speech. Anyways…if she did know and it was found out that she knew, she’d have to be killed or turned. Then what would happen with Phil. If he knew too, he’d have be turned and that’d wouldn’t be too good ’cause he’s on a baseball team.

Maybe I’m just thinking a little to much.

i really dont know wat to think of this quote it could mean anything…i cant wait for the book to come out it is driving me cazy!!!

Thats Alice for ya, she wanted to be in charge of the weddng plans XD

I LOVE ALICE!! I think the only thing that would get her riled up enough to rip out someone’s throat would be to mess with one of her grand schemes — she needs to find some way of becoming a wedding planner or a fashion designer as a career choice. Can’t wait to “see” the wedding!! And I’m sure Renee doesn’t know about the vampire thing, there’s no way Bella would let her in on that secret with the Volturi hanging around! Renee just has a way with words!! LOL

Hey, whatever happened to Erynn’s over-analyzing these quotes? I thought I saw her work on this website . . . I looked forward to her funny take on them about as much as I looked forward to seeing the actual quote!

Here is a sample of her work:
http://www.twilightlexiconforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=789325&highlight

Hopefully she didn’t get a life, come back Erynn!! You make me laugh!!!

figure of speech. totally.

“You’re EXACTLY my brand of Heroin.”
“Penguins. Lovely.”
“Well, it’s no irritable grizzly!”

RENEE DOESN’T KNOW!!

im pretty sure they’re talking about wedding plans. i think this is just an example of meyer’s sarcastic twisted humor

ahh stephenie is playing with us!! she’s trying to make us believe that she knows but in actual fact, its just a figure of speech! lol. i bet bella was hyperventilating when she heard her mom say that!!

Something about the wedding. Like food, or decorations. And everytime they try to help she goes off at them.
Thats my theory

Probably the wedding !!
But how come does Renee say “she all but ripped our thorats out “?
Maybe it’s the wedding ,maybe it’s a gift and A the after party or Renee wanted to decorate the wedding !

funny frist time me being kinda ahead i’m alaways around like the 80’s you know. well it’s qote is funny

omfg. i think its form like random page.
and im terrified at the theory of wedding in
the last chapter…

im not sure how much longer i can take this waiting. i need this book now.

first i wanted to say…i love you guys! we are the best fans anybody can get…i’ll hear from you when the chat is reopened…
about the quote..i think it’s about the wedding…i’m sure..and if steph is reading this;i REALLY hope bella gets turned to a vampire…and i would really like to see how she gets use to being vampire and all…hh..

wow!! wedding plans… for sure!!

yup yup all the way…

10 DAYS

quote:

stephenie meyer did say they r picked randomly from the book… they all cant be about the wedding!! just think… it can be about something different, about something that we wont know yet.

I definitely agree with most people, that this probably concerns the wedding. As per usual Alice likes to do things over the top and I’m sure Bella complains about it to her mom and then she says the quote. I don’t think it has anything to do with Renee finding out or Renee in trouble. I’m sure Meyer carefully picked quotes that didn’t reveal any crucial information.

lol i love alice! i could like totally picture her like freakin out cause someone did something wrong or put it in the wrong place
it’s so cute to see how much she cares

wow wow wow
i know its a figure a speech no pun intended just the way its worded..
but why does all the quotes have to make us think about the wedding! augh i am dying here people… 10ish days left!!!!!

ome! this is totally bout the wedding, i cud c alice obbsessing ovr evrything and not letting anyone else do anything.. lol! SM! UR KILLING ME!!! WOOT! 10 MORE DAYS!

Wow……..that’s an ironic metaphor. VERY ironic…….

omee, lol…its most likely the wedding.
coursee, alice organizing everyithing

alice wouldnt let them do anything wedding-related lol!!!
id say its a coincidence

I love this qoute! I am sure she is talking to Bella about Alice planning the wedding or something..man, everything leads to the wedding. Well I am going back to bed. Goodnight! =-)

i have no theories i am confused =(

omg i have no idea what’s that about?!
doh..no quotes from edward

I def think that it has something to do with prep for the wedding… renee wouldnt know about the whole vampire thing.

yeah, renee definately doent know about the vamps. its definately about how alice is doing they wedding and everytime someone wants to change something she flips.

wow it seems like every quote has something to do with the wedding.
i hope thats not what the whole book is about.

hmmm i am also surprised that there havent been any Jacob quotes…..

dun dun dun

OMG! @ THEORIES!
1} Renee wants to help with the wedding.
AND/OR
2} Bella is in pain because she was bitten (to become a vampire) and Renee wants to ease her pain.

I deff. think Renee is talking to Charlie. & I just thought… what if the Volturi show up at the wedding…?

The first word that comes to mind for me is WEDDING
and i hope that she doesn’t do that to us! I don’t think she would, then it would have to be a LONG book lol
i find it funny that Renee said that….i wonder if she knows?
vampirzEdwardCullen

i think that it’s somethin’ to do with Alice not letting anyone else help her with the wedding so they wouldn’t spoil her fun!!

i have no theories… not even crazy ones!

So confused! =S

has to be about the wedding! this is Alices event of the year of course shes going to be snappy about everything being perfect!
cant wait for Breaking Dawn to come out may have a fit!!!!!!

I have a feeling that the Cullens will let Bella tell Renee and Charlie about their vampire-y-ness. I don’t know why I think that, but I do. =]

yea that is true, even if she did know then the Volturi would have to step in and “fix it” right?

ok to everybody who thinks the wedding will be at the end. ur wrong b/c if u read the first chp of breaking dawn in the special edition of eclipse it said that the wedding was in a few days!

haha.
wow.
this is a good quote that keeps you thinking about it.

anyway, Renee is probably talking to either Bella or Edward and i think they are talking about changing the decorations for the wedding or something like that.

Ahh! I can’t wait until the book or the movie(:

I don’t think renee knos tht they are vampires… i think its a figure of speech. I think tht shes trying to help with the wedding, but alice wont let her also.

this is nearly killing me!!! xD

I think that this is most likely about the wedding, but it’s possible it could be about somthing else. Hmm……. Maybe it’s about why Bella is covered in feathers?

Waiting for the breaking of dawn!!!!!!!!!!:)

OMEAMC!!!!! does renee know about the vamps?????????? ome ome ome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmmmm….
what if renee and charlie find out about them being vampires??? its a long shot, but still….
I agree with Emma, i think its about the wedding.

I think It’s definitly about the wedding.It sounds like Alice to take complete charge of the wedding without letting Renee or anyone else do much at all. lol. good old Alice

I think it’s when Renee is showing Bella the church or after they get married and it’s the reception. Renee doesn’t know about the Cullens. She is just using a figure of speech.

i’m willing to bet that it has something to do with wedding plans. and i don’t think that renee knows about them being vampires. i think she just happens to use that phrase.

Maybe Renee wanted to do something even more over the top for the wedding than Alice had planned, but Alice wouldn’t let her because she new the Bella wouldn’t be happy about it.

I don’t git it?

I think it has to do with setting up for the wedding. We all know how alice gets. So, I think Renee tried helping and then told bella that as a figure of speech.

i don’t think renee knows about vampires, that would never happen, they would have to make her one too, and then she would tell phil and they would make him one too, and then it would go on as this long chain of newborn vampires. the cullens are not that irresponible. oh and its probably just talking about the wedding, but i think stephenie is going to make the wedding at the end of the book, unfortuneately.

I don’t think the wedding will be at the end of the book. I think it will be in the middle because i am pretty sure she is going to want to go through Bella’s change. They talk about it so much in the book i think that is going to be a huge focus.

Lol! I take it they tried

I am bonysuu. how are you?

it is soooo about the wedding. i mean that is such an alice thing to do. no one worry about anything ALICE has got it! haha

SO about the wedding

i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed the booooooooooooooooook noooooooooooooooooow

That was my little sister trying to be funny!
I do agree with most of you that this quote is more likely to be about how alice is really into the planning of the wedding that she is wanting to do everything herself without help!
The funny thing is that even as i am almost sure that renee is saying that as a figure of speech, she is so close to the truth and she doesn’t know it!

haha i really think this is about the wedding and she wouldnt let others help out!! AHH im think my head is going to explode if this book doesnt come out any sooner!!!!

This is a song written by Tess Wakeling and Sally Hiatt.
It makes more sense when you read it while listening to the song, SexyBack by Justin Timberlake.

He’s brining sexy back! (who?)

The other vampires don’t know how to act. (why?)

Have you seen his hair and sexy eyes? (no!)

Oh girl, please don’t, tell me lies. (yeah!)

(Take it to Forks!)

Oh Edward babe…

You see these shackles, Ed, cause i’m your slave. (mhm)

You know you don’t need Bella Swan… (mhm)

Because i’m the one that you really crave. (oh yeah!)

(Take it to Forks!)

(Come ‘ere Ed)

Edward Cullen!

(Come with me)

Edward Cullen!

(To the V.I.V)

Edward Cullen!

(The bloods on me)

Edward Cullen!

(Let me see who you’re hangin’ with.)

Edward Cullen!

(Look at those teeth)

Edward Cullen!

(You make me smile)

Edward Cullen!

(Come here Carlisle)

Edward Cullen!

(and Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out!)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out!)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out..)

He’s brining sexy back! (who?)

The werewolf’s don’t know how to act. (why?)

Have you seen his hair and sexy eyes? (no!)

Oh girl, please don’t, tell me lies. (yeah!)

(Take it to Forks!)

Oh Edward babe…

You see these shackles, Ed, cause i’m your slave. (mhm)

You know you don’t need Bella Swan… (mhm)

Because i’m the one that you really crave. (oh yeah!)

(Take it to Forks!)

(Come ‘ere Ed)

Edward Cullen!

(Come with me)

Edward Cullen!

(To the V.I.V)

Edward Cullen!

(The bloods on me)

Edward Cullen!

(Let me see who you’re hangin’ with.)

Edward Cullen!

(Look at those teeth)

Edward Cullen!

(You make me smile)

Edward Cullen!

(Come here Carlisle)

Edward Cullen!

(and Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out!)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out!)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out…)

He’s brining sexy back! (who?)

The other vampires don’t know how to act. (why?)

Have you seen his hair and sexy eyes? (no!)

Oh girl, please don’t, tell me lies. (yeah!)

(Take it to Forks!)

(Come ‘ere Ed)

Edward Cullen!

(Come with me)

Edward Cullen!

(To the V.I.P)

Edward Cullen!

(The bloods on me)

Edward Cullen!

(Let me see who you’re hangin’ with.)

Edward Cullen!

(Look at those teeth)

Edward Cullen!

(You make me smile)

Edward Cullen!

(Come here Carlisle)

Edward Cullen!

(and Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out!)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out.)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out!)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out!)

Edward Cullen!

(Get your sexy out…)

(…Alice!)

(…Jasper!)

(…Emmett!)

(…Rosalie!)

(rewind) eww Bella…

(…Esme!)

(…Carlisle!)

(…Tanya!)

(…Voltri!)

(…EDWARD!)

Okay, this one has to be about the wedding. We all know that Alice gets obssessive about what she plans. I think the only thing that she let Renee help with is the food. That has got to be her only weakness with planning something. oh, and the other one is that she usually goes overboard.
Do u guys remember when Mike said to Bella before or after gym class? “He looks at you like u’r something to eat.” Bella almost burst out laughing. I think that is the next thing that is going to happen in the book. I mean, if u knew someone who was a vampire, and someone who didn’t said something like that, wouldn’t u almost burst out laughing? That would be typical Bella.