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July 30, 2008

Normal Mormon Husbands’ BD Spoof

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Normal Mormon Husbands Blog has a hysterical spoof [100% fake/made up version] of Breaking Dawn (no spoilers)!

See Part I here!

See Part II here!

Excerpt (Definitely No Spoilers):

Because there are only two things to do on The Rez – namely werewolf stuff and playing basketball – Jacob has developed a killer jump shot over the years. He has also continued his abnormal growth spurt by adding another several inches to his height and now stands an impressive 6 foot 11. With his superhuman athleticism, gigantic height and deadly three-point range, Jacob decides to return to La Push and try out for the high school basketball team. Since he could not win Bella by being a caring, fun-loving, selfless, supportive friend, Jacob decides to get his girl the time-tested way – by becoming a self-absorbed, shallow high school athlete!

by Edwardlover on July 30 - 11:08 am PDT

Is this a summary of chapters in B.D.? I am confused. Or is this made up?

by Edwardlover on July 30 - 11:12 am PDT

It sounds stupid if it’s the real thing. XD

by Gretchen on July 30 - 11:12 am PDT

Its made up. A spoof is like a joke. I wouldnt be posting it if it was a summary.

by twilightstarec on July 30 - 11:13 am PDT

Lol that’s hilarious <3

by Jessica Minozzo on July 30 - 11:15 am PDT

THAT WAAS SOOO HILARIOUSSSSS!!!
the funniest thing!!!
but im glad uts not the real thing cuz if it was i would b upset!! (the edward situation)
i liked when charlie said: “um..duh…guh…uh…wedding”
and the CHICKEN BHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by Ashley on July 30 - 11:16 am PDT

It doesn’t make sense. Meyer already announced the wedding between bella and edward takes place in the beginning of the book, so how can it be pushed back like in the spoofs?

by Edwardlover on July 30 - 11:16 am PDT

Lol, yeah. But it’s funny!

by Gretchen on July 30 - 11:20 am PDT

Lol if this was the real thing I think we would all attack stephenie.

I love when it just does the chapters where ___ cries for 36 pages. hahahhahaa.

by Kaley on July 30 - 11:31 am PDT

OMG, that was the funniest thing I have ever read. Lol. Gangsta Jacob. Am I the only one that can seriously see that? HAHAHA.

by Jessica Minozzo on July 30 - 11:34 am PDT

BHABHAHAHHHHAAA…i just read the 2nd part!!!
I cracked up when charlie said: ““D’oh!” BHABHAHAHAAA
and edward would never leave bella 4 a stupid thing like politics….
BUUUUT IT WASSS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!
hahah…as much as i loved the spoof… i would HATE if BD was like that… im glad its just a spoof…!!!
LOOOOOVE IT!!
thanks Gretchen 4 putting it upp!!

by Heather on July 30 - 12:05 pm PDT

LOL. Pluckie the chicken…………i LOVED it!!! i’m happy it’s not the real thing!!!! i could not stop laughing at the part when edward eats pluckie!!! vampire chicken…..HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SPIDERMONKEY on July 30 - 12:14 pm PDT

ahaha
thats hi-larious!
i couldnt stop laughing!

by ilovethepack. on July 30 - 12:14 pm PDT

i dont like it at all. i am sorry but i think it is rude..very rude..i dont find it amusing because i could never joke about edward leaving bella. but i HAVE to admit..Edward going to summer camp with McCain is fricken genious haha

by Churchill on July 30 - 1:42 pm PDT

Loved the political jokes, SO FUNNY!!!!!!
Summer Camp with McCain…hahahaha
And yah Gangster Jake, I can kinda see that too.
And the stokes thing… I was thinking about that the other day and was trying to figure out how people wouldn’t notice.

by Emma on July 30 - 2:56 pm PDT

PLUCKIE THE UNDEAD CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sam on July 30 - 3:49 pm PDT

I LOVE UNDEAD CHICKENS!

by watdaforks (ale) on July 30 - 4:02 pm PDT

OMFEC!!! LMFAOO!! I’m STILL laughing about it!! xD

I loved how Sunny was put in there. And Gangster Jake… i can def see him like that…. LOLOL.

PLUCKIE THE UNDEAD CHICKEN!!!!!!

by Bianca on July 30 - 4:46 pm PDT

that was abnormally funny, terrifying in an odd way, and im just happy its not the real thing =] i swear i think i would of hunted stephenie if it was =] but thank goodness, no

by Kaleigh on July 30 - 6:44 pm PDT

ome that is hillarious! plukie the murderous chicken!!!

by Kaleigh on July 30 - 6:51 pm PDT

ome i just finsihed readin the secound part! the whole bella/ edward did nothing but cry and maon that went on for 41 pages thing it’s sooooo funny!!! i loved the host cross over thing!

by Gabby on July 31 - 5:53 am PDT

OME!!!! LMFAO!!!!!! ROTFL!!!!! hahahahahaha that was HILARIOUS…Jake connecting with his inner gangsta was GENIUS!!!! loved it!!! hahaha and PLUCKIE!!!! hahaha…two words…LOVED IT!!!! hahahaaaaa and Charlie with the ”D’oh” hahahaha that was…gold…haha

by Kyrie on July 31 - 7:32 am PDT

YAY PLUCKIE THE CHICKEN!!!!

by Penny on July 31 - 8:31 am PDT

w0w this is AMAZING!!!!! i was laughing so hard my mom asked me if i was going to die from laughter. LOVE THIS!!!!!! YAY sunny! and BOOOOOOOO whatever girl jacob is with.

by Rossy on July 31 - 10:37 am PDT

I totally posted the link on my blog, it made me laugh out loud big time!!!!
D’oh! GOOOOOOOOOOO PLUCKIE!!!

by Lori on August 10 - 1:57 pm PDT

oh…wow. I have to admit, the gangsta jacob thing WAS pure genius, but that was really akward! I am definetally glad that isnt the real thing…but thanks whoever posted that for some laughs.

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