Blast has an article covering the top to Jacob / Rosalie moments from Breakind Dawn! Check it out here.
7 – “Breaking Dawn” page 247
“You’re scared of Leah, but you’re best buds with the psychopathic blonde?”
There was a low hiss from the second floor. Cool, she’d heard me.

Omg, I luved # 1!
I loved Jacob in Breaking Dawn, whereas I hated him in all the other books. The blonde jokes cracked me up! I don’t understand why Blast have these Twilight moments and Jacob/Rosalie moments when just the other day they had that awful review up. Does anyone agree?!
Niamh, it was by a different writer person haha so yeah the two people i guess had different takes on it. I loved that they put my most ABSOLUTE TOTALLY favorite part in the whole series as #1. My favorite out of anything:
“You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair.” -By Rosalie.
hahhahahaha it is just fricken hilarious to me. I love her shallowness.
she is great.
You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair
priceless!
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iunno, the one with the doggie bowl was pretty funny
when she carved FIDO into the side of it, and when
jacob threw it to her head, i love those rose/jake
moments. : ) TEAM EDWARD <33 GOO TWILIGHT <3
Ok, i love all the Jacob/rosalie moments. The only one i do not get is ” they die alone” about a blondes brain cells. I may just be stupid, but can someone please explain it to me. Thanks!
oh wait, never mind. LOL, i am stupid. i get it now. i read it wrong.
The oddest part of Breaking Dawn for me was when Jacob imprinted on Renesme, that was a little awkward since she was a newborn and all. Did anyone else feel that way?
no it all kinda fit, bonnie. jake got to be part of bella’s family, and he’s no longer hurting over her. numba 1 – priceless:)
Nicole- Blonde jokes usually have to do with blondes being dumb. And dying alone means… they only have one brain cell.
LMAO. And I agree with Bonnie.
haha! nice quote! love jacob!!!!!!!! TEAM SCOTLAND!
NICOLE, you sound just like my friend and talk like her and have the same name wait… do u go to SBA? the skool???? need to know!!!
STALKER SAM STALKER SAM!!!!!!!! lol i know your not, stalker sam.
its weird i didn’t complitelly hate jacob in breaking dawn…….but still..TeaM EDwArd..
love that quote… even through i hate the person saying and like the person its about… lol
you hate rosalie???!!!! wait….are you a team jake person o.O
oh my gaaaahh i loved it… book 2 was awesome and i also LOVEEED the blonde jokesss it was amazing!!!
the bomb.com
i loved ALL
i loved jake’s chapter!!!
ahhh, Jacob..
I love him so much
His blonde jokes, wow… those made me seriously laugh out loud… and everyone in the same room as me would look at me and say “What the hell is wrong with you?”
hahaha, priceless <3
-Twilighter Tanner is on TEAM JACOB BLACK
I loved the blond jokes, I would laugh out loud when I read them. Then would try to explain them. No one who hasn’t read the book thought they were funny, though. Lol. I still haven’t finished the book. I just passed the part where Jacob imprinted on Renesme….Nessie. Lol.
haha.
) love those moments. especially the jokes.
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and the doggie bowl rose gave him.
Excellent site! much success to you
neat stuff, this makes a lot of sense.