Bite Me Episode 11

Bite Me Episode 11 is here =D *Movie Spoiler Warning*

70 thoughts on “Bite Me Episode 11

  1. Kim

    firs to comment..kewl..the movie was AMAZING….but some things were bit annoying..but still it was Aweosme..aweosme cast..i got soem friends tos ee with me..they also liked it..etc…iams eeing it again..this tueday

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  2. ObsessiveCullenDisorder

    The MOVIE for me Was ENJOYABLE, AMAZING, FUNNY and REALLY GOOD!! see, i dn’t care wat the critics say because I LOVE IT!!!!!! so screw them!!! plus…my sister also LOVED IT…and she ddnt even read the book…yah…we were freaking out…

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  3. Twilight=MyHeroin

    Top 5 Favorite Parts:::

    <Baseball Scene
    <Kissing Scene (It was pretty slow but intense)
    <When Bella Went To The Cullens House!! Rosalie and Emmet were hillarious.
    <Biology Scene
    <Prom Perfect Ending <33333

    I wish They would Have shown More of the Beach with Jacob.

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  4. kels

    i am so excited that they are making new moon!
    YAY!
    this movie was great, i just wish they had more money for special effects

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  5. Hanna

    Jasper had like 3 lines. When Bella leaves in the car he says “I have had to kill vampires like them. It isn’t easy.” and then he said “Hey, nice to meet you.” or something like that to Bella.

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  6. ObsessiveCullenDisorder

    I think they did really well considering the low bugdet…it was still really good….amazingly good…i’m already obsessed w it…

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  7. hannah :]

    haha that was great you guys. the movie really was incredible, and not just from a fan standpoint. i truly think it was a great film. and dude, ill fall off my couch if i see you guys on the special features! chris, youre so lucky to meet catherine, and geo, your so lucky to meet, like…everyone else. :p im insanely jealous of you both. but anyways, great episode. the studio audience was quite a nice touch!

    xx
    h

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  8. Maggie

    This movie was everything i expected and more! My sister was laughing the hole time. The biology scene was pretty funny though. I don’t know if it was supposed to be or not. But, I got a good laugh! I really can’t wait for New Moon they better start making it now!

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  9. meredith

    my favorite part was at the end during the prom.. when edward lifted bella onto his feet so they could dance!! that was so cute!!

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  10. Kayla

    OMG!! I just saw it for the second time and I walked out of the theater with my friends, and we were bawling crying!!!! It was the best movie ever and I can’t wait for New Moon….. But Edward will be gone for a lot of it!!!!… GRR lol

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  11. ronnie roo

    yall are soo cool! (*no sarcasim lol)
    and hilarious!!

    i loved it when yall reenacted edward sucking out the venom…i felt bad laughing at that part but yall made it better lol

    super excited for new moon! and its friggin awesome that ur computer is signed by the cathrine hardwick :D

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  12. Aaliyah

    omg are yall kidding me…..mt frends and I hated it……….liek they ruined the book……it was not enough…….the audience was dying of laughter in the science class scene i died ..the music the close ups the way robert looked like he was having an aneurysm…i died……another thing…i felt that he didnt play the role too well in the beginning…………like he was sooooooo shy and was like lowering his gaze….and it was such an awkward conversation…..but later he developed better and more confidence..i.e love the part when they came open and he goes o well going ot hell anywayz……….i feel they shuda shaved him for her to say ur beautiful in the so called meadow more like FOREST scene was disgusting i was like ewwwwwww he is hairy and needs a six pack……but JAMES OMG……..that is one vampire i wud want to bite me…o and my version of edward……….overall the cast was gd especially jake and carlise and esme……rosalie……isnt she suppose to be thinner no offence…..alice was perfect…….JASPER loooooool ……..ppl who didnt read the book didnt understand why he cudnt be around her cuz edwards quickly said he is a new vegitarian…like nothing else……overall it was okay………wait MIKE NEWTON……..hilairous…..i think that the harry potter movies did more justice for their books……..sadly i wud watch twilight again though

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  13. Athena

    ummm… when u guys said that there were some scenes that were ugg i agree but IT WAS AWSOME!!!!

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  14. G

    the best part was the end with the prom scene. the song that they picked was absolutely beautiful and it was just magical.

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  15. greyeyedlux

    Just have to say that I love watching these cause they are hilarious! Especially Chris cause he says whatever comes to his mind at the time. I loved the movie. I agree about the camera angles in the woods scene, but my favorite scene has to be when he is playing her lullaby. The thing that I really didn’t like was in the woods scene, I thought they could have been a little less intense when saying the lines like “You were my own personal brand of heroine”. He was so intense it made me laugh. I guess I just pictured those words coming out differently.

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  16. Julia

    I AGREE
    “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”It was a pretty amazing film though it was lacking the chemistry between Edward and Bella. Where were the snide comments and the bickering :C?
    But regardless I’m still going to watch it every Saturday and Sunday till its no longer out in theaters. I love it so much…;__;

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  17. me

    haha your studio audiance was great.
    I saw the movie twice on friday and I enjoyed it both times. I loved it more the 2nd time because I saw that I had missed things plus at midnight i was kinda..idk tired.

    Anyhow Jasper had more than 1 line,lol. Um in that baseball scene when they were going to play with the bad vampires, when alice has that vision, and I think when they were about to leave the cullens house to protect bella.

    I was kinda sad they never used the dazzling in the movie during that restaurant scene.

    -Charlie & Billy were hilarious
    -Jasper >.<
    -The “humans”
    -Cam & Rachelle were so perfect at being the bad vamps

    I loved how the movie ended, I got so excited when I saw Victoria

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  18. LEE

    I think it’s kinda important for all the fans who have seen the movie, to be honest on what they think about the Twilight Adaptation. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the movie, but there were some scenes that made me laugh, cause they were a bit cheesy. Like when Edward told Bella she was his type of heroine. Like Chris said, it was a bit over the top, when Edward sucked out the venom out of Bella’s hand. And Bella’s reaction to it was kinda comical. She was all cross sighted. I wish the fight scene would have been a bit longer. I also thought they would have put in the part, when James tells Bella about Alice’s past. I just wish they gave a bit more history about the cullens. I did feel that the film was a bit rushed. Like someone else said, this is the foundation of Edward’s and Bella’s bond. I think they should have built a good foundation, cause people might not be to eager to watch New Moon, since Twilight wasn’t worth the hype. The seriously need to go all out, since they should have the money for all the special effects. Don’t get me wrong, I am a big fan of the books, and I want the movies to do it justice.

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  19. Julia

    im so HAPPY you guys liked it i was getting really mad at other people they were saying how it sucked and it didnt have certain parts or some parts were weird. i think they should appreciate that there was even a twilight movie! besides, they had a low budget and they still did unbelievably well :)
    i was so happy they could make new moon and i really hope that people should start appreciating what catherine hardwicke has done for all of us. seriously, it isnt easy trying to please millions of fans.

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  20. AlannaCullen

    ome! you guys are so wonderful!! thank you for doing this site. there i said it. and i mean it.

    i really loved the movie. too all those who went expecting it to be exactly like the book, didn’t you learn your lesson with harry potter? that is why they call it an adaptation.

    it was hard to think that all of the actors, especially rob, were not that seasoned in the film industry. it was so cool that the director gave them all the chance of a lifetime.

    things i loved=edward ( i am going to hunt rob down and do things to him that may shock him at first, but then he will love every second of my attention), james (he can hunt me down any day), that jasper looked like edward scissorhands. the baseball scene to muse, and the italian bella food scene. so good.

    okay, i love you all. goodnight. the end.

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  21. Meg

    Okay…..Jazz had more than 1 line. *rolls eyes* He had a few actually like what about in the baseball scene?
    “I’m the with the wicked curve ball.”
    JASPER SAID: “I think we can handle that…”

    And what about when they are in the garage?
    “I’ve seen her kind before…” AND IN THE HOTEL!?!?!? HE HAD LINES!
    Sorry…..I love Jazz!

    Guys, I love you two so much! I love your vids! I’m like…uber jealous that you might get on the DVD!
    Oh Geo…I’ve got a wolf too! And yes, I named him Jacob, of course…that’s AWESOME that Taylor signed it! :) Almost as awesome as him waving at me at the HotTopic thing! EEEEK! So awesome!

    Love you guys! *hugs Chris and Geo*

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  22. Robert Pattinson

    Hey guys and gals, what’s hangin’? I’m just stopping by to thank you all for the love and support. I also want to make it clear that I am not dead. Don’t believe the stupid rumors floating around on the internet about me being dead. I am alive and well. I was in New York City yesterday. Anyway, take care!

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  23. Stephanie

    LIKES Robert Pattinson, Baseball scene, Emmet, Mike ( he was SO funny!!), Jessica (casted perfectly you love her but at the same time you want to slap her!)

    DISLIKES- Jacob, but that was to be expected, I think the whole james hunting Bella thing should have been longer, Moved to fast for me, they didn’t do the biology scen that is my 2nd favorite part, I didn’t like the medow scene I think it just looks like they threw some glitter on Rob LOL but the way it is described in the book is almost unimagenable so can understand that.

    Overall I LOVED it Rob and Kristen did awsome!! I am a little leary about New Moon though, if I cried in thjis one over not so huge things I will definatly be balling the entire time and I will miss the whole movie!!

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  24. lily

    okay i LOVED the movie!!! It was an awesome adaptation. omg i loved jasper! I loved the line when jessica is like “jasper is the one that always looks like he’s in pain” LOL my friends and i could not stop laughing. hafta admit though that it was kinda cheesy. his skin in the sunlight could have been better 2. And i saw a fog machine!!! but i guess its okay for their budget. overall great movie! i saw it twice this weekend so far! lol

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  25. LEE

    Well Rob Pat, thanks for clearing that up. I am not sure if your the real Rob P. But thanks for clearing that up. It sucks when people spread all these aweful rumors. I wish you guys luck in New Moon

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  26. feiticeira

    I’ve seen the movie twice now and intend to see it a few more times before it goes off the big screen. I watched the midnight showing so it we were all really delirious by the time the movie started. I went again Saturday afternoon. I am utterly, completely dazzled. The soundtrack makes perfect sense now. Rob is HOT!

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  27. boogla

    Okay first off, thanks Geo and Chris for your movie review – you guys are hilarious and the studio audience is just great.

    TWILIGHT- i think the movie was EXCELLENT. I can’t say it enough. They did a reaaally great job and stayed as true to the book as they possible can. The cast was absolutely amazing! Edward and Bella were perfect and I am so glad that New Moon is in pre-production. There were a lot of great scenes in the movie and it was really funny. I don’t know if it was meant to be, but I had a good laugh to be honest.

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  28. Kristen

    I thought the movie was awesome and they did great on a low budget. I have seen it twice and everytime the crowd was cheering and laughing. I love going to movies where the audience has a great time.

    My favorite scene had to be whe jessica was introducing the cullens. I loved how she said Jasper is the one that looks like hes in pain lol I laughed so hard. Then edward smiling at her comment that no one is god enough for him.

    Overall I had a great time watching the movie. The glittery part iin the woods was a bit odd and some people wont like it but Iunderstood it so whatever. Cant wait to see it a third!

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  29. Laura

    Jessica was great- I think they did a really good job casting. Some parts were a bit cheesy- I agree, but the bottom line is I loved it and I want to see it again! Can’t wait for New Moon!

    Also- does anyone know what song that was playing at the end when Victoria takes down her hair and walks down the stairs? I really liked that song, but I can’t seem to find it on the soundtrack. Anyone know?

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  30. Lucy

    Geo, you’re wearing Alice’s choker! I love it!
    Gahhh, I want one. I still have to wait until Dec 19th :(

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  31. Gary

    The movie was amazing!!
    I went and saw it Thursday night at 12:01 (then skipped school Friday ) :P

    But the cooking scene was kinda funny cuz Bella told them she already ate and Rosalie like demolished the bowl lolz

    and prly thee most funnuiest was when bella ask if Edward got contacts and all he could say was “Um…it..eh.its the flourescent lighting” and then walks away lol

    From my movie contacts theres word going around that <> wont be coming out until 2010!

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  32. Muna Lamis

    My sister & I did not like it… i didn’t hate it per say but I was disappointed :( It was better after the first time bc the first time i think my expectations were up and i was really excited blah blah. But yeah i agree with Kim ^, the whole audience (which was full – midnight showing) was laaaaaughing in the first biology scene, he looked kind of constipated and blind rather than broody?! and did Jasper even have more than one line?! Haha. Sigh. I’ll still continue watching it though, bc I love the book so much. But it’s interesting to see what other people thought of it – like some people who haven’t even read the novel or saga loved it while others disliked it, and same goes for those who read it. But I don’t think the mixed reviews are going to stop it any from succeeding, esp since New Moon is obvi a go..haha/

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  33. Alexandra

    ur guys are seriously awesome!

    and i LOVEEDDD THE MOVIE…ive already seen it twice and planning to go again next weekend..i just wished they put in the scene where she faints at the sight of blood…or the scenes where shes afraid to run through the forest…but otherwise i was VERY impressed on how they included most of the story in those two hours…THEY DID A GREAT JOB! and O.M.E…robert was soo good!

    hahah I CRACKED UP LAUGHING when he was sucking the venom out..hahah his face was halarious

    thanks for making these videos! u guys are great! keep up the good work!!

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  34. ELC

    Dont forget robs face in biology the first day…………….HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO PUKE WHEN SHE WALK IN…i couldnt stop laughing the whole time during that scene!!!!!!hahahahahahahahha laughing now!!!!lol

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  35. brittany

    ok, guys, go to imdb and vote for Twilight. right now it has a 5.3 out of 10. ok, it may not be the best movie ever, but it definately deserved a higher score than that. go support the movie.

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  36. elizabeth

    OHMYGAWSH it was amazzzzing catherine hardwicke is my hero, taylor was HAWT, i LOVE rob for doing an amzing job on bringing edward to life.

    oh an d another part i thought was funny was the face rob made in the biology class when he first smelled bella from the fan i BUSTED out laughing

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  37. Hachi

    This movie turned out amazing!!!! :D James was HOt!!! 0_0 :D
    but I wish there was more scence with the cullens in the movie, and I wished there was more of Jacob… ;_; His smile was adoarable^.^ I lvoed the scence when Edwards first took Bella to his home and when Rosalie crushed the glass in her hands during that one part! XD And the Baseball scence was the best, the music fit perfectly! =D I was curious as to where they were going to put Muse’s song in the movie. =] Edward looked beautiful when he was playing the piano. ;D Jasper looked so stiff in the movie ;_;.

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  38. Nikki

    I never thought I’d be so content watching two (three!) people talk for 10 minutes. Shows me I was wrong. You guys are effing hilarious. “11… We can’t even fit it on two hands!” And, Chris, flicking your head to the side every so often to keep the emo-hair going. Ahahaha. Priceless.

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  39. BlueEyedVAmpie

    That was HILARIOUUS, keep em coming! I can’t tell you how lucky you guys are that u actually met the director/cast! The closest my friends and I got was the Movie… which was AWESOME! However, I do agree that some of the scenes were sped and the angles were a little off at times.

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  40. Paige

    First of all, I love your site. You keep up with Twilight news so well, I check it everyday!
    Second, LOVED the movie. I watched it twice and I’m going tonight to get in my last $7.75 in the opening weekend!!! Considering their budget and time frame, I think the film did incredibly well adapting to the book. The only thing I wanted more was more dialogue between Edward and Bella, they needed to show more of the intensity of the love they have for one another because I don’t think people will quite understand Bella’s reaction in New Moon when Edward leaves.
    Anyways, thanks again for this site. It’s one of the best for all things Twilight!!!

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  41. souled_out_08

    awesome that you guys got to meet so many cool people! and catherine! i’ve got a macbook too, but mine’s black – so had someone signed mine, it PROBABLY wouldn’t have shown up… at all. but yeah, good stuff!

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  42. a twilight fan

    o.k stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!I’ve read all your comments and what you so-called twilighters are saying that the movie stunk well that’s messed up stick with your twilight unity.i 4 1loved it.I’m sorry I’m calling you people false twilighters but it’s wrong to bash on your all- time favorite novel.So suck it up and thank the twilight cast and everyone else in production for making the ultimate twilight movie.They could’ve not made the movie 4 all you know.Sorry I’m being harsh on you innocent people but really geez.suck it up[vampire style:]that’s the end of my tirade.

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  43. Josie

    OMG!!!! I totally agree that it was amazing!!! I cant wait until new moon. me and my best friend went to see the midnight showing on the 20th and weve seen it 2 more times since. I loved the baseball scene too. When Jasper hit the ball in that scene i loved his face although i loved his facial expressions through the entire movie. and jasper had more than one line he had like 4ish but i agree he shouldve had more!! im prolly gonna end up seeing it again this weekend. whats ur guy’s email cz ill send u some pics of the shirts that me and my friend made for the opening. we had my dads friend do them cuz he owns a print shop they are really cool! well talk to u guys later (hopefully)!!

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  44. Julia

    I.LOVED.IT. I COULDNT STOP CRYING WHEN BELLA WAS AT THE HOSPITAL AND THEY STARTED PLAYING THE LULLABY. IT MADE ME FEEL SO EMOTIONAL! TWILIGHT WAS TERRIFIC AND THEY COULDN’T HAVE DONE ANY BETTER. EVEN THOUGH, YEAH, THERE WERE SOME FUUNY AND STRANGE SCENES, I LOVED IT. IT HAD THE ABILITY TO MAKE ME CRY! NO MOVIE HAS EVER DONE THAT. TWILIGHT DESERVED WAAAYYY MORE THAN A 5.3. THE CRITICS DON’T KNOW HOW HARD THEY WORKED TO FILM IT. TWILIGHT WAS EPIC.

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  45. Mary (Cullen)

    Honestly, I enjoyed the movie too. Especially scenes with Charlie and meeting the Cullens hahahaha..
    But, to me, the movie was just a bit rushed. They missed soo much from the book. Like Carlisle’s past, why Edward had to be changed, Alice’s past, etc.
    Plus some of the transitions from one scene to another were either dizzying or like, one scene just ended then off to another scene. The songs definately matched the scenes though haha..

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  46. Shannon

    I liked the movie. There were a few things I didn’t like, but overall the movie was good. I think with what money they had to make this movie, they did the best they could so I applaud Catherine and everyone else involved.
    I’m just a little sad Jackson didn’t have much lines =[ haha and I wish his background was explained more. Maybe that will happen in New Moon *crosses fingers*
    They were all great though.

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  47. Julienne

    BEST “BITE ME” EVER!

    Chris and Geo you make being a Twilighter fun. Thank you for being so awesome and congrats on the Hardwicke autos and DVD appearance!!!!

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  48. Nichole Aurora

    Chris and Geo you guys are too freakin cute loved this bite epi!
    Loved the movie too :) thanks again for making this lovely home for us love you guys.. PS when can we except to see you full report from the red carpet premire? LOVE YA! :D

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  49. Megan

    I liked the movie a lot! Jasper had more than one line… and did anyone else notice that his southern accent came out a bit in the baseball scene when they were talking to the nomads?? Ahh!!

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  50. Ashley Cayer

    must say that i love watching your Bite Me episodes but you guys must admit that the way they had it jumping scenes like it did got a little annoying right….

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  51. vampire.child

    bite Me podcasts are such a good way to past time but in Australia we don’t get to see it until the 11 Dec 2008. it sucks so much. but Chris and Geo help soften the blow.

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  52. Mel

    Omg!!! the best movie ever I’ve seen it 5 times before it is amazing!!! I can not wait until New moon =]]]]].

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  53. Allthatwasnt

    Does anyone know the song from when Edward was sucking the venom out? I don’t think it was listed in the credits. Also the song @ the end credits. I looked everywhere!

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  54. Elizabeth

    It got me really mad when Bella and Edward didn’t have there first kiss in the medow!!!!!! That was my favorite part in the book and they totaly left it out… other wise Twilight is the best movie in the whole entiere universe!!!
    I looooooooooovvvvveeeee it!!!!!!!!!

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  55. VampirePrincesssss

    Jackson had 7 lines, not including the ballet/fight scene (his and Kellan’s kind of mashed together and I didn’t count any of those).

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