So I thought it would be fun to make a list of all the things that make you a Twilighter!
So please comment this post and finish this sentence: ”You know your a Twilighter when…”
I’ll go first, … every song you hear reminds you of Bella and Edward.
If we like your answer it will go on the “Are You A Twilighter” page!
when u put pictures of kellan lutz over every square inch of your room!!
… When you see someone bleeding, you stare at them hungrily & cover your nose and mouth. ( Like Edward in the Twilight Movie ) xD
Not to brag but Susy, you stole 2 of my lines >__> [And yes, I'm the Amanda on Dec28] but whatever.. anyways.
You Know You’re A Twilighter When ..
.. you see a messy bed-head hair guy, you ask him if his name is Edward.
.. you live 10 minutes away from a Volvo car store and everyday you stop and looking inside to see if the Cullens are buying any cars [I do that sometimes! LOL]
.. you talk about Twilight and some people starts saying it sucks and how it’s stupid. you tell them that you’ll bite them if they don’t STFU. [my friend did that! LOL]
.. you see the Twilight commerical on TV and you start to put on your fangirl mode
.. you get a present you cut yourself to see which one of your friends is a vampire.
.. you start to count your age like the vampires.
-u want to take up piano so u hav more in common with Edward
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-instead of lessening ur homewrk pile, u get onto Twilighters.org and stepheniemeyer.com and twilightersanonymous.com as soon as u get home
-u start looking at new sports cars and wonder whether Edward ever wanted one of these
-whenever you get sick, u think “If I were a vampire I wouldn’t have gotten sick!”
-u seriously consider jumping off a cliff just to see if Carlisle will save u
-u start wearing floral perfume, with freesia/lavendar in it so u can attract an Edward of your own
-or Emmett (he’s cool
-u vehemently reject any sort of negative notion toward Twilight or Stephenie Meyer, to the point where people call u a lawyer
-u refuse to marry a guy if he doesn’t propose to u the way Edward does in Eclipse
-u seriously think ur friend, Bella, is lying when she says her boyfriend, Edward, isn’t a vampire (tru story
-and then u get her obsessed with Twilight so she’ll understand, and together u gang up on her boyfriend and try to make him sparkley (also a tru story)
-u make up badges with ur friends for who’s which character in Twilight
-and just for a joke, u make ur friend Jess be Jessica Stanley (even tho she’s more of a Rosalie lol – she has two badges:))
-u get excited that u were the first comment on this pg for 2009 (WHOOOO!)
…when you love a song because it has the word twilight,bella,edward,blood or vampire.
…when you don’t play piano but the only song you know how to play is bellas lullaby.
…Before you read twilight you hated apples but now u love them and are constantly holding one.
… you keep expecting a vampire to jump through your window.
… you start thinking the guys around you might be vampires.
It just about makes your life when you find out that one of the characters in Breaking Dawn has your name. And that she has extremely awesome powers. And if you have tested to see if you possess these powers as well.
When someone asks you how old you are and you are super excited that you can say “seventeen” and you half-expect them to ask how long you’ve been seventeen.
When you got a 6’2” stand-up cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen for Christmas to put in your room and you kiss it everytime you see it. And if the people at hottopic know you by name because you buy so much Twilight stuff.
(yupp that would be me)
…when uve gotten all of ur freinds to read the book and gotten then hooked on it
…when u check every twilight related website every day, especially Twilighters.org :]
-When you seriously wish your shiny green Volvo S60 was silver so it could be like Edwards car and are secretly happy when in the right angle in the sun the car looks silver.
-When you hit a deer in said above car and wonder “why didn’t Edward hunt that deer already”.
-When you and your best friend see Twilight for the first time and then instantly drive to Borders to buy the soundtrack and as much Twilight stuff as possible.
-When you think you can get away with just borrowing the books but realize you must have your own copies of the books so you can just stare at them.
-(and agreeing with Chelsea above…) It just about makes your life when your name is in Breaking Dawn and you have cool powers.
You know you’re a twilighter when you mumble happily to yourself stupid shiny volvo owner whenever you see a silver volvo
-when you are still reading all the new comments and have read every comment
-when u call ur friend while reading this laughing because you have only found like 17 that dont apply to you (and plan to make those 17 apply to you no matter what it takes)
-when you love all the charcters absoultly and unconditonally
when it rains , you think your in Forks
you have edward as your background on your computer.
you look in the mirror when no one is looking and pretend you have fangs.
constantly go online and look at the same twilight pictures over and over again.
you’ve lost all human interest in boys , thanks to edward cullen.
you try to do your best “crooked smile” in the mirror when no one is looking.
you listen to “decode” by paramore from the twilight sountrack and relate the lyrics to the relationship between edward and bella.
videotaped the twilight trailer on your phone.
when you want people to start calling you bella.
when you have to pick a topic to write about in school , you automatically write about twilight.
have the urge to start to learn how to fix motorcyles and cars.
whenever you hear a word that sounds like “cullen” or “twilight” your immediately pay attention.
when you read twilight , nothing around you matters. it’s like your inside the twilight world , and nothing can take you out of it.
you come up with your own scenes for the movie.
you never want to go tanning
your scared when you hear the names victoria or james
when you see someone on a motorcycle , you wonder if it’s jacob or bella .
when your obsessed with everything and everyone twilight & you just flat out love it .
When you ask your sibling to tell you random words and relate them to twilight in some way ( the only one i couldn’t figure out was arachnaphobia)
When you SQUEAL when you see a twilight poster
When you name your teddy bear Emmett
When you don’t name anyhting edward becasue it would disgrace him
When you are really serious you swear by twilight
when you walk around town looking for silver volvos ( I did lol)
When you considered changing your name to Bella
When you only listen to songs related to twilight
When you considered stealing a huge twilight poster from the billboards
When you considered biting yourself
When you spend ALL of your allowances on twilight stuff
When you think ” This would be easier if I were a vampire
When your parents almost grounded you for talking about twilight
When you freaked out at some one because they called Edward, Edward Collen, or Cullens
When you changes the background on all the school computers, to edward
When you cried when Edward left
When you were in hysterics when you finished all of the books
When you flip out because some one bent the corner of your twilight book
When you paint your nails to say I <3 EC!
When EVERY book you have says I <3 EC on it!
OME and last but not least, when you and your friend signed contracts that you made that states that I love Edward Cullen and am not ashamed to addmiting so! ( We did this lol, It is awesome!)
you know you’re a twilighter when….
any person says ” that sucks.”, or ” she sucks “, or “whatever sucks” and you just HAVE to add” like a vampire” at the end
you know your a twilighter when…..
-you think you have ocd….obsessive cullen disorder.(thats me!)
-you read the whole saga in 4 days(thats me!)
-you fantasize a 5th book that stars you somehow becoming a vampire.(also me!)
-your friends think your nuts because your rereading the saga(actually…all of this is me)
-your room is filled with pics of the twilight cast.
-you want a tan stuffed wolf to name seth, a brown 1 to name jacob, and a grey 1 to name leah.
Ive got more but maybe later.
You start to take piano lessons just so you can play Bella’s Lullaby.
You wrote a story of how you
became a vampire (i relli did that)
You slap on looads of foundation to make yourself paler, and then rub in dark eyeshadow under your eyes, and want to wear golden contact lenses (i did the foundation and eye bag thing)
When you cut yourself, instead of going to the nurse, you lick the blood off and say “What a waste of food”
edward cullen is the most hot guy ever
you think Edward is the hottest guy ever
You know you’re a Twilighter when…
In your bedroom you have a whole wall called the “Twilight Wall” with posters of the twilight cast and sayings from the movie and books writen all over the wall. (: (i do!!)
when you ask your doctor if you can opertate to look exactly like alice or Emmett even tho your a guy….
Or when you when you go outside and run back inside becouse you Thaught you were a vampire and didnt want to sparkle
You know you’re a Twilighter if…you just can’t believe Rob PAttinson is just an actor and not Edward Cullen for real…lol
…When you hear the name Edward you automatically think Edward Cullen
you know when your a Twilighter when you get ready for bed in a hurry because you think EDWARD will be waiting for you and your disappointed when he’s not there. You then pretend he’s there anyway
…when
you would rather spend all day reading Twilight books inside why’ll it rains rather then spend a day at disney land
you know you are a Twilighter when you’re so in love with the books/characters you start writing fanfiction[:
you know you are a Twilighter when…
- you stared at the pathway for a full 5 minutes because you realised it SPARKLED and only snapped out of it when you almost got run down by a bicycle (true story,nearly got killed an hour ago :p)
-when you now love the teacher that you have always hated just because she was wearing a black skirt with a red and white hem. (again true story)
-when you laugh and keep re-watching the BEST KISS award thing with Kristen and Robert (so cute)
-when you read this entire page and feel happy that everyone loves TWILIGHT!!!
and hey I go straight to the section that contains the Twilight Saga whenever I see a bookstore too! I’M ADDICTED
when you’re in Biology class studying the Human circulatory system and when you find out the name of the vessel at the neck that preedators always go for when they kill (which is the jugular vein) and you secretly wished a vampire bit your jugular vein. btw did you know wikipedia said “The jugular is also the favorite target for vampires, being a blood vessel that is almost always exposed without cloth covering it and being the easiest place to bite and suck the blood.” so obsessed…
when you’re doing a closed passage and you freak at the word “meadow”
……when your husband becomes jealous of Edward.
….. And he is so jealous that he hates it when you watch the movie or Listening to the books on tape. (even when he is not around)
when you and your friend have twilight nick names m (me and my friend have some mines bella my friend is rosalie) and when you have listened to suppermassive blackhole just to stay up(i did i listened to it till 3:00a.m.) and when you have listened to the song everytime edward and bella touch and memorized the lyrics i may only be 10 close to 11 and using my moms email and even memorized it for my 5th grade talent show i confess i am a twilighter
when you replace bella (if girl or someone else) for your name .i do
when you go to camp and play coke and Pepsi (which would you rather) and the biggest controversy is between Harry Potter and Edward Cullen and you start yelling at your best friend. (true story)
when your wallpaper and screensaver are all your 200 some twilight pics- and ur best friend comes into ur room, takes one look at ur computer, and walks out (again true story)
you consider not being friends with somebody because they said twilight stinks (once again, true story… all of this at camp)
…when you force your boyfriend/girlfriend to read the book and they either became more obsessed than you or broke up with you over it.
…You learn that you’re cousin, named, “Jacob”, who you treat like a DOG, was almost named “Jasper”, then you notice the cut on your finger and chased him all through Main Street with your saxophone case screaming “Forget about Alice, Jazz! Bite me, Jasper Hale! Bite me!” at the top of your lungs, not caring if anoyone sees. (Totally true story, happened today)
…You tell your mom you left the window open, but refuse to tell her why, but she figures it out anyway. (another true story)
…You cry all night because your mom won’t let you go to the Twilight nerd convention at the mall. (again, true story)
…You hit your friend in the face when she said Jacob was better than Edward. (Didn’t happen, but was prepared to when she said it)
…You talk like the carachters are real people (ex. “Guess what, grandpa! Edward and Bella got married today!”)
…You despise your teacher because she said Breaking Dawn was “boring” (true story, wow, what a surprise, right?!)
…You had a dream about feathers… (It’s none of your buisness if that’s a true story!)
…You narrate your life in your head to sound like Bella’s narrating (ex. I was only vaguly aware of who I bumped into in the hallway)
…You cried when Bella said goodbye to Renesmee (Okay, yeah, I did that, but who didn’t?)
…Ypu think Clair De Lune is the BEST SONG IN THE WORLD!!! (Listening to it now)
…You get excited when I say the following-
Olive Garden has mushroom ravioli! (I got pretty excited when I saw that on the menu!)
-when you create a story in your head that involves you in the Cullen family
-when you read twilight, loved it, read harry potter, loved it instead, the reread the twilight books and fell back in love with those…
…You stay up half the night for a midnight New Moon DVD release party at Borders
…You screamed your lungs out at this party because you won an Edward cut-out (Oh, yeah, boy!)
…You write your own version of Breaking Dawn (Not FanFic, but a totally diff book)
That's it… for now!
You got your stepdad to take you to the midnight release of Eclipse last night.
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