10:28pm: Robert Pattinson just got a lesson in how to speak in public by a little girl.

10:13pm: I can’t even talk to you guys about Rob presenting to Reese Witherspoon. I…give me a minute here.
Okay. You should definitely see Reese in Election. But. Oh jebus.

Okay. I’ve recovered. Okay. So yes. Robert Pattinson will never host Saturday Night Live even though he’s really really funny. Is he just catastrophically goofy, or does he just really not like the spotlight and is doing all he can to get back into sweet indie films? I mean, purposefully eschewing the spotlight while *technically* fulfilling contractual obligations. It’s a strategy. It works. I’m pretty sure it will work. I really liked “Little Ashes”, Rob. I did. Holy god. (full disclosure: I kind of live for these non-Hollywood moments. Love it.)

10:00pm OH GAWD. “we should finally..go for it.” No. Seriously you guys just need to see this. It will be up online in like 5 seconds. There’s so much. Anyway, yes, Rob and Kristen continue their Best Kiss run, and their Best Best Kiss hilariously awkward speeches that slightly allude to them maybe having a relationship but maybe they are just alluding to it because it..happened? Is happening? Will Happen?! Has Never, Ever, Happened?! No one knows. We can all rejoice in The Awkward, though.

9:47pm: Oh lawdy. I am still reeling a little bit about Rob, Bryce and Xavier winning Best Fight. I am not sure why they let poor RPattz talk. Obviously he doesn’t want to, but he’s so a*dork*able…Anyway. I will just say it ends with this, Rob to Bryce: “It’s okay, I ripped your head off….and now you’re pregnant!” hahahaha…oh dear. It makes me happy that I am not the only person who says stupid things under pressure. Or, you know. Always. We have that in common, Rob! (it’s why I write…there’s no backspace in real life!)

9:36pm I just re-re-re-re-voted for Eclipse for Best Movie. That’s cool, right? *grin*
Cute! This was just tweeted:
Rob and his popcorn

9:14pm SQUEEEE! Robert Pattinson wins for Best Male Performance! Yay! <3 Way to go, sweet pea! He made a nice, short, characteristically humble speech. He sounds like he has a cold, or like he is doing a James Mason impression. (Google it, younger kids. But ask your parents if you can watch Lolita first.)

(also! did you guys see when Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis were talking about being purely platonic friends, the cameraman panned to Kristen and Rob? Enough with the commentary, you!)

9:10pm: MTV stands for More! Twilight! Victories! Hells Yeah!

9:06pm Well, this is starting off well. Intro bit has Taylor in it. (not drinking, natch) And oh Gawd! Eva Mendez has a Team Jacob tattoo, but she's Team Edward! Haha! Oh the whole intro bit is adorbs!

The Show Starts Soon! Yay!