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My Geek Thing Is Valuable! Your Geek Thing Is Stupid and Worthless!

I know it's for a movie. It's still funny. :)

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Recently I was discussing with another parent if it was time to show our young daughters Star Wars (Answer: YES). Also in question, and very brief debate: Episode IV first, right? (Answer: OBVIOUSLY). I share this to establish my minimal Geek Cred. I am not a huge nerd, but I had a hold at the comics store for Season 8 Buffy comics, I’ve seen the director’s cut of Blade Runner, I know that the even-numbered Star Trek movies are better. I love Simon Pegg, Kevin Smith, and David Tennant, and I quote the Holy Grail almost reflexively. So I submit to you this:

Twilight is, or can be, the Girl Version of geeking out.


Now, before everyone piles on here, No, not all girls like Twilight. Yes, lots of girls like shooty games and can fix your wi fi. I am not saying “Twilight is exactly like Star Wars let’s do a side by side comparison of the two”. Although I will say this: haters say Twilight is a terrible movie. We can debate the merits all day, but you know what? Star Wars, as a film, is crap. Seriously. And do you want to talk about Ewoks? No, you don’t. What it has is a great story. Millions of fans will tell you they both do.


Let the nerdrage begin.


What I am saying is that people geek out about Twilight, in a big way. Note the long lines at ComicCon this year, and every year there is Twilight stuff. It’s true some of those people just go to scream “I Love You, ROB!”, faint, and go home. But some of those people stay to see Peter Jackson and grab some new manga. At the start of ComicCon there were a few tweets going around from fanboys saying they are sick of TwiFans “ruining” the con, and why do they (we) get so hysterical. Listen, let’s talk about going overboard about something while you sew on a custom made cosplay outfit, shall we? For some people, shrieking like a lunatic or being on a “Team” is their version of spending valuable time and money learning the Star Spangled Banner in Klingon. Deal with it.

I am also saying this: every kind of pop culture that is geared towards girls is nearly always devalued and not considered serious work. I am not trying to out anybody as a misogynist; I am simply highlighting a subtle yet insidious worldview. Screaming teenagers are somehow not as authentic as the serious dudes who know all Nirvana’s deep cuts. As Chally Kacelnik said, in an article for Bitch Magazine, “Accusations of silliness and inconsequentiality are, of course, some of the most insidious tools in the patriarchy’s toolbox.

Men historically have been the arbiters of what is “good” and “bad” in Western culture, yet women gain more control of finances every day. Is the vitriol a hidden fear reaction? Or some sort of neanderthal response to Edward Cullen as top competitor for female attention?

I will end by saying this: we’re all geeks. Anyone who is not a geek about something is probably not very interesting. Don’t devalue my obsession just because mine sparkles.

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10:58pm: And it’s a sweep, kids. Eclipse wins for Best Picture. Thankfully they let (made?) Taylor Lautner speak. Side Note: PFach looked sexy in his odd “dad” outfit. Good job everyone! Now it’s official: Twilight RULEZ!!! As if we needed confirmation, yes? Check out some of the funny, cute, a*dork*ableness HERE. Peace, Love, and Twilight, kids. xoxoxo

10:48pm: ZOMG TRAILER. Lots of Squeee-ing for Taylor ripping his shirt off. More squee-ing and **ho-mi-god-ing** for the broken headboard (JEBUS OH LAWRD).

10:40pm: Really cute backstage moment with Kristen and Taylor. She was punching him and jumping around, sort of like that time in the (New Moon…I think? Oh no, geek fail) extras. They seem to get along so well. Sweet. <3

10:36pm: Best Female Performance! Go girl! Kristen was all: I didn’t get an Oscar*, I got this stupid popcorn! Check me in this awesome safety pin dress! RAWK n ROOOOOLLLLL!!!!

*YET.

10:28pm: Robert Pattinson just got a lesson in how to speak in public by a little girl. :)

10:13pm: I can’t even talk to you guys about Rob presenting to Reese Witherspoon. I…give me a minute here.
Okay. You should definitely see Reese in Election. But. Oh jebus.

Okay. I’ve recovered. Okay. So yes. Robert Pattinson will never host Saturday Night Live even though he’s really really funny. Is he just catastrophically goofy, or does he just really not like the spotlight and is doing all he can to get back into sweet indie films? I mean, purposefully eschewing the spotlight while *technically* fulfilling contractual obligations. It’s a strategy. It works. I’m pretty sure it will work. I really liked “Little Ashes”, Rob. I did. Holy god. (full disclosure: I kind of live for these non-Hollywood moments. Love it.)

10:00pm OH GAWD. “we should finally..go for it.” No. Seriously you guys just need to see this. It will be up online in like 5 seconds. There’s so much. Anyway, yes, Rob and Kristen continue their Best Kiss run, and their Best Best Kiss hilariously awkward speeches that slightly allude to them maybe having a relationship but maybe they are just alluding to it because it..happened? Is happening? Will Happen?! Has Never, Ever, Happened?! No one knows. We can all rejoice in The Awkward, though.

9:47pm: Oh lawdy. I am still reeling a little bit about Rob, Bryce and Xavier winning Best Fight. I am not sure why they let poor RPattz talk. Obviously he doesn’t want to, but he’s so a*dork*able…Anyway. I will just say it ends with this, Rob to Bryce: “It’s okay, I ripped your head off….and now you’re pregnant!” hahahaha…oh dear. It makes me happy that I am not the only person who says stupid things under pressure. Or, you know. Always. We have that in common, Rob! (it’s why I write…there’s no backspace in real life!)

9:36pm I just re-re-re-re-voted for Eclipse for Best Movie. That’s cool, right? *grin*
Cute! This was just tweeted:
Rob and his popcorn

9:14pm SQUEEEE! Robert Pattinson wins for Best Male Performance! Yay! <3 Way to go, sweet pea! He made a nice, short, characteristically humble speech. He sounds like he has a cold, or like he is doing a James Mason impression. (Google it, younger kids. But ask your parents if you can watch Lolita first.)

(also! did you guys see when Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis were talking about being purely platonic friends, the cameraman panned to Kristen and Rob? Enough with the commentary, you!)

9:10pm: MTV stands for More! Twilight! Victories! Hells Yeah!

9:06pm Well, this is starting off well. Intro bit has Taylor in it. (not drinking, natch) And oh Gawd! Eva Mendez has a Team Jacob tattoo, but she's Team Edward! Haha! Oh the whole intro bit is adorbs!

The Show Starts Soon! Yay!

MTV Awards Commercials with Taylor and Kristen; Cosmopolis Goodness

Hey guys!

While I was scouring the internet for good clips of the adorable Taylor and Kristen MTV Awards commercials, my Twitter popped up with a fabulous set pic from Robert Pattinson’s new movie, Cosmopolis. Wanna see? Of course you do:

You younger kids may not have read Cosmopolis or any of Don DeLillo’s work; it’s a very different, very masculine book, but if you are so inclined, I recommend it…for those of you over 18! Oooh goodness Adult Content Warning! However, even if short, harsh sentences and interesting things happening in limousines is not for you, we can all appreciate The Pattinson in The Suit, yes? What do you think of the slicked back hair? Obviously it goes with the character, and I am not usually into the yuppie look but I have to say this is working for me.

Talk to me in the comments: are you going to see Cosmopolis? Did you read it? Or let’s talk a bit about Kristen Stewart actually cracking a joke a bit…I like it! :)

You Guys!

I am considering liveblogging my ridiculous amount of excitement for the Breaking Dawn Teaser Trailer (SQUEE) to be broadcast on the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, June 5th! Would you guys come here to laugh and share my squee-ing?

What do you think of the poster? (EDIT: *giggle* and what do you think of this Photoshopped version?) (Sorry, Rob! I laugh because I love! xoxo)

The Cast After Twilight, or: Still Obsessed?

Last week, it was finally nice out and I was at a cafe outside, reading Cosmopolis. A friend walks by and jokingly says, “Ha ha! Are you reading a book that isn’t Twilight?” Errm. Ha ha. Yes. Let’s not mention that I am reading it because Robert Pattinson has signed on to the film. It was on my To Be Read list before that, I swear. It was just waaay down near the bottom and then it suddenly appeared near the top. Ahem. I may have also rented one of the David Cronenberg movies I hadn’t already seen, one of the older ones that inexplicably features zombification via armpit worm (oh, the Seventies. What on earth was wrong with you?).

My question to you, dear Twilighters: Will you still follow the cast after Breaking Dawn comes out? If so: will you follow all of them, or just the Cullens (and Anna Kendrick of course because she is adorable and crazy talented)? Will you see Kellan’s new movie, and if so, is it because he was Emmett or because he is shirtless? (Yow.)

I’m Wishing…

I don’t normally delve into Hollywood gossip, but there has been a bit of buzz lately that has got me thinking. It seems that our beloved KStew is being courted to play Snow White in an upcoming action/drama remake of the story. What do you think about that? Do you think she will do it? Her career choices seem to be more geared toward indie stuff, do you think she would want to play another “young adult/teen”-geared role, or does she want to do more “serious” stuff?

In my opinion as Thinking About Twilight Stuff Too Much Girl, and sadly, not (YET!) as KStew’s BFF and confidant, or even, again sadly, as someone who does not know her personally at all, I suppose it depends on the treatment of the movie. There has been a lot of talk about Bella as a damsel in distress, which I personally take issue with (specifically, HERE). Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke just did a very different version of Red Riding Hood, and I suspect this, too, will not be a scene for scene remake of the Disney cartoon. Perhaps Kristen would do it if Snow White is more kick-ass and less delicate flower. I just saw Tangled, and it seems that, perhaps maybe a little, Hollywood is getting the message that we are all very tired of girls in films sitting around waiting to be rescued. Damsels are So. Over.

Do you think Hollywood is trying to make fairy tales the new phenom to replace the vampires that have been everywhere of late? If so, do you think it will work, or are vampires here to stay?

As far as the damsel/YA angle, it’s something to think about for Kristen; do you think she would or should be worried about becoming typecast? Would you go see the movie regardless, or only because she is in it and we all love her so?

Discuss.

Surprise Twilight and People’s Choice!

This year for Christmas I got vampire fang socks (I know. Real vampires don’t have fangs. The socks still make me happy), a vampire-a-day calendar, and, from Tarte, I just happen to really like the lip gloss color Twilight. No really. It’s a good color.
(And I know there’s a Lip Venom, but it is sort of stingy and hurts my pathetically delicate face.)

But the best thing was a gift I gave to my husband, because it was a Surprise Twilight! I got him this really very cool Art Thing, because he is into modernist architecture and art and film noir. So something called Evil People in Modernist Homes in Popular Films was an obvious purchase.

Even though I had my brain set on Art School Education Mode, still, you can imagine my SQUEE when I saw this:

That is a seriously good house, and OMG! Hi guys!

As far as the title of the book: we can argue, quite correctly, that the Cullens are in no way evil*, but some people really have a “thing” about vampires in general. (Stereotyping is bad, how many times do we have to prove that?)

This Surprise Twilight got me thinking: Do you think Twilight will be a long-standing pop culture influence, or is it a passing fad? It’s been around for a few years now and doesn’t seem to be going away any time soon. Eclipse just pulled in four People’s Choice Awards!
(Way to go, guys!)

KSTEW!

Will someone looking at this Art Book in 10, 20 years think, “Who are these people?”, or will they think, “I should read that book again.” or, “Oh yes. Robert Pattinson just won his fifth Oscar this year.” (I am pulling for you, baby.)

*Unless you are PETA, but sometimes there is just no pleasing people.

Holy Crow, You Guys!

Did you see this? James Woods compares KStew to Brando and DeNiro! Color me impressed! Although I have to say I was a bit distracted by the vacant blonde at his side…is she someone famous or just arm candy? (I don’t know celebrities…I am sort of a dork that way.)

What did you think about his observation that people give her a hard time because she is in a popular franchise? Me, I think that it’s true; anything super popular, especially if it’s popular with (ewwww) girls, is often diminished as far as serious work goes. That sounds like a post for another time though. For now, I just say Hooray Kristen Stewart, and now I am looking forward to Welcome To The Riley’s even more.

Check out the clip below!