*NEW GAME* Sorta. Story thing ...

[~Renesmee~]

"Sure dad." I said sarcasticlly.
I ran to Jacob to see if he was ok.
"Jake are you all right?" I asked.
"No I got a headrush." He asurred me.
I sat down next to him and laid my head on his shoulder. He rapped his arms around me.
"Nessie I'm sorry what i did to your boyfriend." Edward apolagized.
"It's alright dad." I said.
"Jacob can u forgive?" Edward asked.
"Sure thing mi future father."
I was smiling. And we went to....

[AJ Cullen]

the beach and Jake decided to bury me in the sand.
"That's not funny Jake". i said coldly spitting sand.
"No but this is" he said as he swiftly phased and grabbed me by the collar and dumped me in the water.
he let out a wolfy snicker.
"bad dog very bad dog". i told him as i got out of the water.
he winced then I....

[so saga obsessed]

walked up to him and brought my face as close as I could to him..
He was biting his lip and looking away as he asked "what are you trying to do to me?

[wolfgirl1]

"Guess" i said

[ohjustbiteme!]

"what if i dont want to, what if i want you to tell me?" I asked, staring inot her eyes flirtatiously.

[MrsJasperHaleYeah!]

"well then i shall have to cut off your...."

[so saga obsessed]

"my what?" he said looking down nervously

[LiliM]

"YOUR APPLE PIE MUAHAHAHAHAHAA "
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Ruined the story
but seriously i don't get what's going on.

[OCDSufferer]

**Lina, me either, it's just messing around.

Jacob's face fell as he looked down at Nessie disappointedly.
"I hate it when you do that." She stood on tippy toes and kissed his nose.
"I know you do, that's what you get..." But before she could get any further, Paramore popped out of the sand on a blow up stage and started playing 'That's what you get'
Nessie's eyes scanned the beach for the figure she knew would be there.
He was.
"DAD!" She yelled over the blaring music, striding over to her father.
"Yes, honey?" Edward had a triumphant smile on his face.
"What part of, I WANT A QUIET BIRTHDAY ON THE BEACH WITH JACOB DON'T YOU GET?"
"The 'WITH JACOB' part... you can't do anything if your favourite band are here."
I frowned at my father and...

[ohjustbiteme!]

pushed him over the cliff. and laughed. MWAHAHAA