*NEW GAME* Sorta. Story thing ...

[OCDSufferer]

"Er... Jake? I thought you loved me forever and ever ect ect, blah blah blah? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?! Even if we aren't going out yet!!!"
Everyone stared open mouthed at Nessie until...

[so saga obsessed]

jacob broke out into a big laugh
" HA!!!! who told you that big lie?" said Jacob

[ohjustbiteme!]

"well it seemed like... I'm so confused!!!" Nessie yelled and ran off to her room,

[so saga obsessed]

"you will march up there and explain to her this miscommuncation or whatever dumb sh*t you just got yourself into" said edward
"NO...MAKE ME!!!" said Jacob
Edward grabbed jacob by the ear "don't have me kill you...not in front of people who think they care for you"

[OCDSufferer]

Jacob kicked Edward in the balls and ran for it, while Edward was rolling on the floor in agony (Come one, even vampires have to hurt there)

[wolfgirl1]

LOL

Carlisle came down from his room (high as usual) and said.....

[Marry_Me_Edward]

-Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know that if someone kicks our balls it might hurt... I think there's something wrong with you, Eddie... Let's make a test... Jake get ready, Em, prepare yourself to kick him...
And Jake said

[ohjustbiteme!]

"it would be a pleasure...but you'll have to restrain him from killing me. you asked me to do it../"

[LiliM]

"Emmet Jasper"Carlisle said and they came and they where holding edward now "NOOOOOOOOOO"Edward shouted Jacob smirked and Kicked him so hard Edward started screaming "fascinating" Said Carlisle....

[OCDSufferer]

"Now lets see if it has the same effect on werewolf-shapeshifters." Said Carlisle
Jake began backing away, but Jasper and Emmett already had him. Then...