Just uploaded this video for the “You Know You’re A Twilighter When…” page. I’ll be making similar videos for other pages as well.
In the meantime, write your own “You know you’re a Twilighter when…” in the comments below :]
Here are the categories where Twilight won:
» Best Movie: Eclipse
» Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart in Eclipse
» Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson
» Best Kiss: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson in Eclipse
» Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel in Eclipse
10:58pm: And it’s a sweep, kids. Eclipse wins for Best Picture. Thankfully they let (made?) Taylor Lautner speak. Side Note: PFach looked sexy in his odd “dad” outfit. Good job everyone! Now it’s official: Twilight RULEZ!!! As if we needed confirmation, yes? Check out some of the funny, cute, a*dork*ableness HERE. Peace, Love, and Twilight, kids. xoxoxo
10:48pm: ZOMG TRAILER. Lots of Squeee-ing for Taylor ripping his shirt off. More squee-ing and **ho-mi-god-ing** for the broken headboard (JEBUS OH LAWRD).
10:40pm: Really cute backstage moment with Kristen and Taylor. She was punching him and jumping around, sort of like that time in the (New Moon…I think? Oh no, geek fail) extras. They seem to get along so well. Sweet. <3
10:36pm: Best Female Performance! Go girl! Kristen was all: I didn’t get an Oscar*, I got this stupid popcorn! Check me in this awesome safety pin dress! RAWK n ROOOOOLLLLL!!!!
*YET.
10:28pm: Robert Pattinson just got a lesson in how to speak in public by a little girl. 
10:13pm: I can’t even talk to you guys about Rob presenting to Reese Witherspoon. I…give me a minute here.
Okay. You should definitely see Reese in Election. But. Oh jebus.
Okay. I’ve recovered. Okay. So yes. Robert Pattinson will never host Saturday Night Live even though he’s really really funny. Is he just catastrophically goofy, or does he just really not like the spotlight and is doing all he can to get back into sweet indie films? I mean, purposefully eschewing the spotlight while *technically* fulfilling contractual obligations. It’s a strategy. It works. I’m pretty sure it will work. I really liked “Little Ashes”, Rob. I did. Holy god. (full disclosure: I kind of live for these non-Hollywood moments. Love it.)
10:00pm OH GAWD. “we should finally..go for it.” No. Seriously you guys just need to see this. It will be up online in like 5 seconds. There’s so much. Anyway, yes, Rob and Kristen continue their Best Kiss run, and their Best Best Kiss hilariously awkward speeches that slightly allude to them maybe having a relationship but maybe they are just alluding to it because it..happened? Is happening? Will Happen?! Has Never, Ever, Happened?! No one knows. We can all rejoice in The Awkward, though.
9:47pm: Oh lawdy. I am still reeling a little bit about Rob, Bryce and Xavier winning Best Fight. I am not sure why they let poor RPattz talk. Obviously he doesn’t want to, but he’s so a*dork*able…Anyway. I will just say it ends with this, Rob to Bryce: “It’s okay, I ripped your head off….and now you’re pregnant!” hahahaha…oh dear. It makes me happy that I am not the only person who says stupid things under pressure. Or, you know. Always. We have that in common, Rob! (it’s why I write…there’s no backspace in real life!)
9:36pm I just re-re-re-re-voted for Eclipse for Best Movie. That’s cool, right? *grin*
Cute! This was just tweeted:
Rob and his popcorn
9:14pm SQUEEEE! Robert Pattinson wins for Best Male Performance! Yay! <3 Way to go, sweet pea! He made a nice, short, characteristically humble speech. He sounds like he has a cold, or like he is doing a James Mason impression. (Google it, younger kids. But ask your parents if you can watch Lolita first.)
(also! did you guys see when Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis were talking about being purely platonic friends, the cameraman panned to Kristen and Rob? Enough with the commentary, you!)
9:10pm: MTV stands for More! Twilight! Victories! Hells Yeah!
9:06pm Well, this is starting off well. Intro bit has Taylor in it. (not drinking, natch) And oh Gawd! Eva Mendez has a Team Jacob tattoo, but she's Team Edward! Haha! Oh the whole intro bit is adorbs!
The Show Starts Soon! Yay!
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I am so liveblogging the awards. Good lord I am too excited about all this!
Hey guys!
While I was scouring the internet for good clips of the adorable Taylor and Kristen MTV Awards commercials, my Twitter popped up with a fabulous set pic from Robert Pattinson’s new movie, Cosmopolis. Wanna see? Of course you do:
You younger kids may not have read Cosmopolis or any of Don DeLillo’s work; it’s a very different, very masculine book, but if you are so inclined, I recommend it…for those of you over 18! Oooh goodness Adult Content Warning! However, even if short, harsh sentences and interesting things happening in limousines is not for you, we can all appreciate The Pattinson in The Suit, yes? What do you think of the slicked back hair? Obviously it goes with the character, and I am not usually into the yuppie look but I have to say this is working for me.
Talk to me in the comments: are you going to see Cosmopolis? Did you read it? Or let’s talk a bit about Kristen Stewart actually cracking a joke a bit…I like it!
I am considering liveblogging my ridiculous amount of excitement for the Breaking Dawn Teaser Trailer (SQUEE) to be broadcast on the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, June 5th! Would you guys come here to laugh and share my squee-ing?
What do you think of the poster? (EDIT: *giggle* and what do you think of this Photoshopped version?) (Sorry, Rob! I laugh because I love! xoxo)
